..if i can get the stick up far enough i can get some un digested bits of meatball out of my ass so you can have some to eat
and he poked and prodded and poked ..bill meanwhile was getting a little bored of all this so when he thought Max wasnt looking he gave the stick a great big boot and the whole lot shot up max's ass eeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
max shouted as the stick shot up and forced his whole body into and upright position .
bill at this point was stairing at a shinney jem stone on the floor that had shot out of maxes mouth as the stick shot up
" I CARNT BEND THIS STICK IT STOPPING ME"said max crying
" OH DO SHUT UP PLEASE" said bill
"BUT IM IN SO MUCH PAIN AWWWWWWWWWWW"said max
"SSSSSSSHHUUSSSSSHHH for christ sake its allways me, me, me with you isnt it now go and sit down over there ....well ok then just stand , seeing as you carnt bend" said bill
"i hate you blehhh ,i hate you grummble blehh rummble ppoo hate grrrrrr" max muttered as he waddled off picking splinters frin his sphinkter
"my god max come here quick"said bill
"but you just said to go here ffs" said max
"JUST HURRY IVE FOUND IT IVE FOUND THE FIRST DIAMOND" "it must have been in that Meat ball" said bill
"FAGGOT" said max
"NO it was a meat ball!!!" said bill
" no your a faggot fs ,,look lets get one thing straight ok,, now i may have a stick up my ass but im the brains of this opperation not you so i think you should drop that shinney pebble on the floor and walk away OK .....OOOOOOKAAAAAAAAYYYYY?" SAID MAX
so bill did what he was told and dropped the stone
and max shouted " LOOK , LOOK WHAT IVE JUST FOUND ...THE DIAMOND YIPPEY IM SOOOO CLEVER TO HAVE FOUND THAT"
"ok smart arse lets see you pick the fucker up then mr ive got a stick up my bum ,hmmm? carnt can you!!!....ohh im so clever blah blah blah ,,,oh im so great nahh nahh nahh what the fuck you gonna do if i pick this little isty bitsy diamond up and dangle it over the edge of this 10,000 foot cliff hmmm come on what you gonna do about it ?? nah nah nah nah " said bill
and as he ran towards the 10,000 foot drop max could see the inevitable was about to happen closer and closer he got .......
and right at the edge as he was about to get his whole hand out streached over the drop he...
smashed his head on a tree the diamond flew into the air and bill hit the tree with so much force that it came crshing down right next to max whole tottally shit him self and shot the stick out of his arse along with meat ball and most of the meals he had , for the past 2 days.
and as max stood there in shock his hands out streached the diamond fell into his palm and he said
" i knew you would do that you pilock"
"now we must continue our quest to find the other jems"
but fist i think im going to kick you in the knackers for an hour to teach you a leason not to cheek me
boot---" ouaaaaaaaacccccch"
boot---" ouaaaaaaaacccccch"
and as the sun set and day grew into night the sound of a heavy boot meeting tender flesh could be heard for miles around and so the day ended and night fell
what will befall our two entrepid adveturers in the next day..........
twit twooo <--- atmospheric effects
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