Storytime - The Return

[Ulv]

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Luckily for Bill, the old hag of naarm hill used magic to "summon.tonofbeer" and so the underlings drank all the beer and passed out.
After all this had happened, the old hag invited Bill into her house for some...

 

[Tnega]

...more of what they had the previous night.
Bill, true to form was already vomiting.
It was then that snert the dog ran into the house carrying a....

 

[Sudeki`]

big hairy old scary lady which was about to tell Bill that he ...

 

[Ulv]

was supposed to fart in this scene. Bill was so ashamed that he had completely forgotten this and farted once in a hurry. It smelled...

 

[IceDragon]

like a pint of guiness

 

[NiGhT_owl]

and a packet of crisps, this made Max fall asleep, which made the big hairy old scary lady very angry. She got so mad she.......

 

[Ulv]

kicked Max out of the story again and then said to Bill:...

 

[NiGhT_owl]

WoW that was a good one! Im glad that Max has gone, he was making me angry, because fo him falling alseep. Now to get to the important stuff.........

 

[JACKEL]

knocking one out, i hope the evil witch brought her..

 

[Ulv]

along with the 6 diamonds, but sadly...

 

[Foo]

.. the world imploded, as does this story now. Amen.

 

[Thrasher (_!_)]

God was not happy to see his 7 days of hard graft go down the pisser and vowed to make amends.