Storytime - The Return

[LiquidChic]

OK think its time for another Storytime thread

The idea is that someone posts a sentence or paragraph of a story then the next person carries it on with a new post.

I will do a few posts so u can get the idea

 

[LiquidChic]

Bill was walking through SUYM land when a small monkey went up to him and jumped around looking rather unhappy......

 

[LiquidChic]

.......The monkey had a piece of paper in its hand and it offered it to Bill.......

 

[LiquidChic]

.......Bill took the piece of paper and looked at it. On it was written:

Bill,

We need your help in the high council of SUYM, someone has stolen the 6 diamonds that keep the land from crumbling. We need your help to find them and bring them back so SUYM land will remain safe. To help you on the quest the monkey who handed you this letter will follow you around and help you. The monkey is called Max and has special magical powers.

Bill looked at the monkey and carried on reading the letter.........

 

[Martz]

... if you succeed - not only will SUYM land remian safe and survive forever, but you will also receive a free copy of Gardeners Monthly for a subscription fee of...

 

[LiquidChic]

...... 24p and a green lolly..........

 

[LiquidChic]

.....it then went on to say 'Tell the monkey whether u agree to helping us and he will give u the first clue to finding the first diamond'. Bill told the monkey that he would try and help. At which point the monkey pulled out of his pocket a............

 

[Martz]

....slab of fresh veggie sausage prepared by Jamit & Jamit LTD, who used to also make...

 

[Phear]

....extra large Strawberry flavoured condoms....

 

[LiquidChic]

.......Bill looks slightly confused by all this until the monkey pulls out of his other pocket a note saying.........

 

[smark]

....head east to the nearest town.. ask the parrot on the wooden stick in the square of the town for info about the 1st diamond....

 

[LiquidChic]

.....Max gave Bill a compass and they started to walk to the town. On the way they bumped into..........

 

[Inferno]

...a tree. For, you see, Bill was an idiot and didn't realize it would hurt. The monkey jumped on Bill's back and...

 

[Rich]

played drums on his head,

dum dum dumd dum dumd dum

GET OFF OF ME he cryed

but to no avail so he wipped out his chopper and gave the monkey a good seeing to to which the monkey replyed..

 

[Phear]

When you banged your head on that tree it made such a great sound, your head is so empty the accoustics are amazing, its like no instrument I've ever heard. Bill was outraged and....

 

[Inferno]

...he ran into another tree! However, this time he was knocked unconcious. Before Bill woke up, the monkey...

 

[Martz]

... stole his wallet and booked an all-inclusive holiday to Benidorm. At the airport...

 

[smark]

...he bought so many tax-free stuff intil Bill's credit card limit was reached, Max did have a problem now.. too much stuff to take with him.. luckily for him...

 

[LiquidChic]

.....he had magic powers and put more money on the card. Just then he realised that he really should be helping the rather stupid bill save SUYM land, as Bill is clearly too thick to be able to do it himself. Max goes off to find Bill unconcious under yet another tree............

 

[Phear]

Max rolls bill over, pulls hes pants down and...