WIFE 1.0 SOFTWARE ALERT!!
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the product
information.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
launches during system initialisation, where it monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Fishing 7.5
and Motorcycling 5.4 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I
can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but
the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help !!!!
REPLY
Dear Troubled User:
This is due to a very common problem that generates many complaints. It is
due to a primary misconception generally amongst male users. Many people
upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that is merely a Utilities
and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run
everything ! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to
Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating systems files cause Girlfriend 7.0 to
emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete
or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go
back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to disallow this.
Some have tried Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than
in the original system. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings -
Alimony/Child Support".
I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I
suggest you install the background application "C
YES DEAR" to alleviate
software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I also suggest that
you read the entire section regarding "General Partnership Faults (GPFs)."
You must assume all responsibility for any faults and problems that occur,
regardless of their cause. You will also find that GPF's are cyclical. The
best course of action is to enter the command "C
APOLOGISE". Avoid excessive
use of "C
YES DEAR" because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGISE
command before the system returns to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife
1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, CookIt
1.5 (which replaces BurnIt 1.0), Trash 4.0 and Do Bills 4.2.
You must however be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use
will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens,
the only way to improve performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 should this happen.
WARNING!!!!!
DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryShortSkirt 3.3. This
application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage
to the operating system.