Gaylord Alert in ion!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Haggis]

And no its not APOC ffs!!!!!!!!!

Frost is pumping a chap called Wang from my work who is a halfcast afghan/chinese haemaphrodite.

we have photographic proof of his bent exploits and a audio tape of him trying to persuade Apoc into his vile porn ring. (ahem)

Plz reply as a petition to this so we can save Apocs ringpiece from enduring a mutilation from frosts thrusting pink member, and mael watchout i heard him planning with our very own Hector to get u involved in the chocolate bullethole teasing club.


FFS HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Atrax robustus]

This is a distinct possibility!!!!

Ive also caught Mael and Frost in my kitchen double bagging "betty" my cat!!!!!!! (Frost will cailm its his but she likes me more......... no wonder considering what him and Mael do to it! )

Apoc wouldve joined in but he had a bit brewers droop at the time......

-A message to Mael and Haggis......... NEXT time yous decide to bring lesbos back to the flat MAKE SURE I aint on bloody NIGHTSHIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didnt even get to see them!!!!!!!
I really wanted to "make cyclops cry" after hearing that but I dont even know what they looked like.... knowing Haggis they would probably be 1 legged rhinos with a face even their mothers couldnt love!!!!!!!!!!!!

But Betty is now in councelling and hides under the bed every time Frost walks into the room!

I also have photographic proof but realise no-one needs to see Betty with her cum face!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Frost]

You see what happens when you let 2 idiot`s get drunk and let them loose on the internet? Letting those special needs types get access to alcohol is not big and it`s not clever, btw get lubed up chaps I`m coming thru to sort you out ya bastards ffs

 

[Apocalypse]

Pissed again Matt?

 

[Frost]

Erm I mean to give you a kick-in......ahem and not

 

[Atrax robustus]

Yeah, me and Tommo (Haggis) are getting pissed......... nothing new!!!!!!!

)

But everythign weve said, its true.......no Craig.............put it away...........AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHh

*wakes up on the floor feeling violated*

 

[Atrax robustus]

WARNING FOR BILL!!!!!!!

HAGGIS IS NOW TOO DRUNK TO MOVE AND IS LYING ON THE FLOOR LIKCKING THE CARPET!!!!!!!!!!!

But he warns (in between slavings)
" HE HAS A SPECIAL FOLDER DEDICATED TO YOU CONTAINING HIGH RES SCREEN SHOTS OF FROST "ROCKET LAUNCHING" YOU FROM BEHIND AIMING AT YOUR LOVE SPUDS!!!!!!"

*now hes had a wee spew but continues.......*

"Also there is a tub of hand cream and an empty box of cleenex tissues next to his monitor and he has scrawled the name HOGO all over his bedroom wall and around his NUDE APOC poster"

 

[Frost]

FFS it`s not true man get fucked

 

[Hogo]

frost ya bender

 

[Frost]

FS Bill cheers for the back-up man

 

[Hogo]

wtf do you expect after all those luv songs you keep singing on RW fs

 

[Atrax robustus]

Originally posted by Hogo
frost ya bender

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Atrax robustus]

Originally posted by Hogo
wtf do you expect after all those luv songs you keep singing on RW fs

You think youve got it bad m8!?!?!?!?!?

Ive gotta live with the cat fukker!!!!!!!!!

 

[Frost]

FS you love it Bill ya fag

 

[Frost]

Matt ya steamin` barsteward your gonna get bitch slapped sober

 

[Haggis]

Its ok its ok!!!!

*Wakes up from his alchohol induced slumber and finds his jeans cummed on*

ps*Frost standing over haggsys fuked body and licking his ring*

 

[Apocalypse]

fs m8, by the time you slapped him sober, he would he had the chance of a shag quicker

 

[Haggis]

Beaver patrol now!!!!

Ok me and atrax are gonna go oot and find some lesbo bitches for a bit of fun tonite, and since we r out we will get frosty a black african with a sack the size of an elephant on steroids.

=Haggis
=Atrax...............

=Frost
=Apoc

 

[Atrax robustus]

Haggis found a BIG bloke called Bruts adn hes in my spre room getting his arse well and truly buggered!
wahahahahaahaha

 

[Atrax robustus]

FS!!!!!!!!!!!
Hes making some funny noises!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!