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  • Hey - turns out IRC is out and something a little more modern has taken it's place... A little thing called Discord!

    Join our community @ https://discord.gg/JuaSzXBZrk for a pick-up game, or just to rekindle with fellow community members.

  1. Mr. Brownstone

    O_O

    :eek: Fancy a friendly guys? :eek:
  2. Mr. Brownstone

    Peanuts!

    :eek: :eek: Lets see; Calvin and Hobbes, Garfield, Dilbert, but no Peanuts?! :eek: :eek: Snoopy owns you all. :guitar: . . . Oh yeah, and if anyone can find me the “October Beast” strips, I’ll... erm... get Snee to wank you off. ;)
  3. Mr. Brownstone

    Stonehenge is a great big vagina...

    ...according to some Canadian researchers: http://reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=3060900 Makes one feel quite... inadequate. :O
  4. Mr. Brownstone

    ClanBase

    Why is their site so slow? I know I should probably post this on their own board but well, I can’t—because their site is currently down. :p I figured someone here might know. ;)
  5. Mr. Brownstone

    o_O

    :eek:
  6. Mr. Brownstone

    The End

    Something went wrong with my regular forum account, so I signed up a new one. . . . {elite} have retired from the League. Since losing almost all of our core players we have not been able to keep spirits high enough to pull together any kind of organisation. You get a little demoralised...
  7. Mr. Brownstone

    www.clan-elite.org troubles

    Our domain name, www.clan-elite.org is having a bit of trouble at the moment. In fact it’s under dispute with another registra who appear to have “stolen” the name from us. :( The quick solution is to get another domain, which will either stick or get replaced with the old .ORG depending on...
  8. Mr. Brownstone

    Shop!

    Wot wot wot. I’ve never noticed this before. I can get a UTA thong! :eek: And mouse-mats and posters and everything. And Boxers and T-Shirts! I’ll never have trouble getting laid again! :hump: :stompa:
  9. Mr. Brownstone

    {elite} has a new match arranger...

    I have been a rather terrible match-arranger for the Clan of late, so we’ve decided to appoint someone who isn’t so “busy” and uncontactable. :D So from now on Machoman will be in charge of arranging {elite} matches and is the guy to contact if you want to discuss times and servers. He’s...
  10. Mr. Brownstone

    Boobies!

    This woman is urging perverts the world over to club together and help pay for some spanking new knockers, and who can blame the poor lass? :eek: http://shannon.echoshell.net/ So dig into your pockets and pull out a few coppers then! But don’t keep those hands in there for too long; very...
  11. Mr. Brownstone

    AS-Overlord]l[AL?

    Eh? http://nalicity.beyondunreal.com/map_hub.php?mid=5560 I downloaded it and it looks... interesting. There’s two boats, a wider (and steeper) beach, and another set of fox-holes. There’s also a lift that takes you up from the boiler-room into the gun-cavern, but it’s really slow...
  12. Mr. Brownstone

    -BoD- vs. {elite} :: December

    Hello! I seem to be a bit slow at scheduling this month. :D Anyway, the days we can play are: Weekends after 16:00 GMT, Mondays/Wednesdays after 19:00 GMT. Here is a link to our current calendar so that you know what days we are already booked for: http://www.clan-elite.org/calendar.asp...
  13. Mr. Brownstone

    ]>BO<[ vs. {elite} :: December

    Hello! I seem to be a bit slow at scheduling this month. :D Anyway, the days we can play are: Weekends after 16:00 GMT, Mondays/Wednesdays after 19:00 GMT. Here is a link to our current calendar so that you know what days we are already booked for: http://www.clan-elite.org/calendar.asp...
  14. Mr. Brownstone

    Hi m8s!

    Hi «)ñk(» m8ies, :wave: Well, the time is almost come for another {elite} vs. «)ñk(» match! I won’t be playing myself, but the guys who will are all looking forward to it. :) We’ve all been practicing hard to try and ensure we won’t quite be the walk-over we’ve been in the past. ;) Plus we...
  15. Mr. Brownstone

    Haven’t you nobbers got the new maps yet?

    I was playing Astheno just moments ago on Jolt#3. The map ended and next up was AutoRIP, but I was the only one left on the server. :/ It’s not like I was playing with a bunch of n00bs or anything; there were UTA players there, and I thought at least they would have the new customs. Maybe I just...
  16. Mr. Brownstone

    LeagueAS Practice GameType (for playing offline)

    A non-urgent question... How can I use LeagueAS offline? IE, against bots. I'm sure I've seen instructions somewhere on how to get LeagueAS to register as a GameType, so you can select it from the Practice menu, but I've since re-installed UT and plum forgot where I got the info. :\ Cheers
  17. Mr. Brownstone

    %MARKUP% suggestion.

    I know I've already put this as a reply to the "Suggestions" thread, but I thought it would get more "air-play" in a thread of it's own. I hope you don't mind! ;) ------------------------ Being a coder of some years I've recently tried to get my hands dirty in UnrealScript. As a starter...
  18. Mr. Brownstone

    {elite} vs. >DaRk<

    Greetings! What say you fine fellows to a League Match? A few good men from each side in a gentlemanly bout of virtual fisticuffs, UT style. <kilroy> Yes? Mr.Brownstone would like to talk to you ... ICQ him today, on 151189896 </kilroy> :boxing: :deal:
  19. Mr. Brownstone

    Erm... Deleting Schedules?

    Well, I've blundered in and scheduled 2 games (tag - {elite}) only to find that the other Clan's have booked them already and I needn't have bothered. How do I delete them? They have no dates set or anything, and are not confirmed. Just can't find that delete button... Thanks!