Because:How the bollocks is NASCAR a sport? Or at all interesting?
a - The action is simple enough for even the most thick, inbred redneck to understand!
b - It 'as plenty o' rough bumpin' actiahn! yeehaw!
c - YEEEEEHAWW!!
d - Instead of asking your inbred son/brother (same thing) to get you a beer, you just get one yourself and won't miss a thing!