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I may not be fred flintstone but i can sure make your BED-ROCK

if your left leg is chrismas and your right lef is easter
i would sure like to visit you between the holidaYS

that sweater would like real good on my carpet

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"hi im dirk from 10 to 20 centimeters in 4.2 seconds"

"wellllllll........how am i doing ?"

"lets go to my place and do things that ive allready told my mates weve done"

"if i was...emm..heaven...u were...well...a fuck it wanna shag?"
 
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