u fucking lucky boinkers

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HAHAHAHHA my good old Bro is back in the same clan as me NICE!!!
<)C0(>War_Poodle <---- betta than {R-C}War_Poodle
:P
 
j@ckel(15:54 PM) :
lol fuck off
War_Poodle(15:54 PM) :
*kiss*
brb
j@ckel(15:54 PM) :
fo

j@ckel(15:51 PM) :
im desperate for a shag fs
War_Poodle(15:51 PM) :
lol
well i would mate but ur so many miles away

BATTYBOY!!!
 
i remembered it like this:

j@ckel(15:54 PM) :
lol fuck off
War_Poodle(15:54 PM) :
very sorry, brb
j@ckel(15:54 PM) :
fo
j@ckel(15:51 PM) :
im desperate for a shag fs
War_Poodle(15:51 PM) :
mate iv told you again and again im not gay and i wont give in to your persistant pleads for sex


now dirk there was no need to change our convo like that fs
 
j@ckel(16:47) : FS tom i love you, those are really nice shoes wanna shag?
War_Poodle(16:51 PM) : im not wearing any shoes, and no
 
works great mate, just a wee dangerous...
(personal note: do not use on women who have a 6ft skinhead boyfriend standing next to them)
 
gimme chat up lines ppl!
so far:
i know you want me so come and get it

nice shoes, wanna shag?

nice tits, can i hold them

excuse me but have i allready shagged you?

why dont u come over here and sit on my lap, we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again?

Mean people suck, but nice people swallow. Which one are you?

and no cheese please