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  • Hey - turns out IRC is out and something a little more modern has taken it's place... A little thing called Discord!

    Join our community @ https://discord.gg/JuaSzXBZrk for a pick-up game, or just to rekindle with fellow community members.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you're boring
Stranger: rly
You: haha
You: sorry
You: more penis?
Stranger: ya why not
You: in the ear?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: so .. do you like fishsticks ?
You: Only when utilised in sexual ways
Stranger: nah
You: yah
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Stranger: im not chris hansen
You: Good
Stranger: but i am mudkipz
You: you are noob
Stranger: no u
You: noob like smant
You: you want to sodomise rage against the machine, dont you
Stranger: with a stick
You: do you mean your penis
You: because I dont think smant has one
You: I think dede cut it off
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pykenike said:
You: my name is (nick)name
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This is a serious one omg

You: hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you like TV drama
You: lol sure
You: weird. U are not interested in knowing asl
You: maybe the first who is not
Stranger: for example firiends
You: oh well in my country friends episodes ended ages ago :P
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: where are you from
You: Im from Italy
You: how about you?
Stranger: china
You: really??
Stranger: yeah
You: oh my god
You: how's the government there honestly?
Stranger: it's good
You: is it?
Stranger: many coutry is misunderstanding CHIANA
Stranger: now
You: yes
You: the communist regime scares europe
Stranger: I AM sorry for earthquake in intaly
You: I like communism
You: and i'd like to know if chinese communism works
Stranger: wow,its amzing
You: i mean..tell me about it! chinese culture is one of the most ancient in the world and it's the last communism regime!
Stranger: do your goverment hate you?
You: yes
You: communist party is out of the parliament
Stranger: oh,I KNOW
You: Berlusconi is worse than Mussolini
You: believe me
Stranger: oh,shit capitalism
You: yeah
You: capitalism is leading mankind to death man
You: capitalism is killing the workers
Stranger: yeah,but now my country is capitalism and communist style in CHINA now
You: what do u mean
You: ?
Stranger: socialist market economy
You: that's good, isnt it?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but there is a lot of problem now
You: what problems?
Stranger: do you like american
You: I HATE ALL THE AMERICANS CALLED SETH MANTIE
Stranger: they calls us sinister country
Stranger:??
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hallo!
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You: Hallo!
Stranger: helo
Stranger: you ever been raped by bears?
You: erm
You: not recently
You: how about you?
Stranger: never
You: would u like it tho?
Stranger: nooo
You: how comes u wouldnt?
Stranger: bears are fucking huge!
Stranger: and they got claws
You: oh ok
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:rofl: :rofl:
 
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You: HEIL STRANGER
Stranger: HEIL
You: WAS MACHT DER DAS??
Stranger: ICH HABE EIN PONY
You: GUT GUT
You: ICH HABE EINE GROSSE KATZE
Stranger: SEHR GUT!!

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lolol I met a real german
 
löl ! i almost had her(?) :rofl:

Stranger: asl?
You: oh hai!
You: 25,m,germany
You: you?
Stranger: 19/f/usa
You: are there many american girls around here?
Stranger: im american.
Stranger: but i dunno
You: yeah i mean like in this chat thingy. cause.....
You: i met 5 in the last 30minutes
Stranger: wow.
Stranger: i dunno.
Stranger: lucky you?
You: dunno.
You: they all wanted to do weird stuff
Stranger: why?
You: i didn't ask em why :D
Stranger: ahaha.
You: they just seemed to be horny and perverted
Stranger: lots of people are
You: jup. being anonymous makes em act like they wanna
Stranger: some 32 year old told me he was kissin my sweet lips.
i told him he has the brain capacity of a toadstool
You: thats the funniest thing! telling someone in a chatroom that you are kissing/touching him/her...
Stranger: it is!
Stranger: not to mention creepy.
You: so what u doin right now? whats the time at your place?
Stranger: 8:45. just sitting around. listening to music. you?
You: music. good idea
Stranger: c:
You: erm 2:45 then. my system time is a bit off :D anyway 2.xx am .... =/
You: should go to bed soon actually :D uni tomorrow...
Stranger: i stay up late too.
Stranger: night owls!
You: ye :D
You: someone told me about this damn game...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: the game?
You: keeps me awake so often :D
You: i'll get you a link
Stranger: lol. nah.
You: http://tinyurl.com/db3pe3
Stranger: gtg! time to eat pizza! it was nice chatting.
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guess i fucked it up on the last few meters :D

edit: btw you might like www.bash.org even tho it is veryveryvery.de , one can spend ages there as well tho :D just like i did with this thread :thumb:

AND NOW I AM OFF TO BED FS! :shout:
nite all :wave:
 
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my 2nd omegle....

click on your own risk

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Mae Govannen
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: male or female?
You: email
Stranger: male or female?
You: pigeon
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:rolleyes:
 
hey mushroom i've met ur friend right now

You: hi
Stranger: u dtf?
Stranger: im dtp
You: mh?
Stranger: do u like fishsticks
You: Stranger: so .. do you like fishsticks ?
You: Only when utilised in sexual ways
Stranger: nah
You: yah
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You: boring
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