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pykenike

pykenike

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Oct 20, 2003
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Espoo, Finland
It's even more pathetic then twitter but it's loads of fun. chatting with total strangers!

http://omegle.com/

Example:

You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: ow?
Stranger: asl?
You: 23/m/dutch
Stranger: age, sex, location
You: ya ya i know
You: Do you like sheep just like UZI?
Stranger: For what?
You: me
You: i guess
Stranger: You're sick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
I just had a nice conversation with someone and the other seemed to have fun as well.... and then the 'Stranger' disconnected..... fuck this app :D
 
You: hi!
Stranger: weeeeeeeeeeeee
You: 26/m/german
You: ;P
Stranger: ew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hiho!
Stranger: boo
Stranger: lol
You: ;)
Stranger: asl please :)
You: 26/m/german
Stranger: cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wtf :rofl:
 
well, everytime i say i am male people leave. when i say that i am a 19 years old blond female they want my email adress :rofl:
 
THe internet is full of perverts :lol:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!19/f/dutch
Stranger: fuk shit tits breasts and
Stranger: pussy
You: uh?
Stranger: im male
You: oh that explains it
You: i guess
Stranger: i have huuuuuuugge manhood
Stranger: mana se
Stranger: wana c
You: sure
Stranger: send me your msn
Stranger: :)
You: [email protected]
Stranger: i show u the biggest penis
You: looking forward to it :)
Stranger: just kidding
You: is it tiny?
You: =(
Stranger: name
Stranger: medium
You: sandra
Stranger: loll
Stranger: gav
You: i love to get spanked hard
You: tho
Stranger: nice
Stranger: what else do you like
You: and do crazy stuff with animals. like goats and sheeps
Stranger: ooh animal molester
You: my previous bf Uzi liked it too
Stranger: sweet
You: ye
 
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: fap fap fap

You: fap fap fap fap

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: fap fap fap
Stranger: heey,
You: fap
Stranger: i'm horny
You: fappy
Stranger: i'm a femael
You: i am a fish
You: fap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:lol:
 
Stranger: Howdy
You: this is pants don't you think
Stranger: I think this is pants, without a doubt
Stranger: Definitely pants
You: you must be gay otherwise you would watch footy
You: or a girl
Stranger: You must be a joto
You: you must be dutch!
Stranger: You must be a shitty conversationalist. This is fucking boring
You: you must be crap at answering questions
You: beyond crap i'd say!
Stranger: You're beyond a cocksucker, I'd say
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: asl
Stranger: USA
You: age U? sex S? location A?
Stranger: america.
Stranger: 13 years old
Stranger: male
Stranger: names will
You: lol i always thought americans are dumb
You: but now i know
Stranger: whats your name?
You: and wtf about names will?
Stranger: my name is will
You: my name is (nick)name
Stranger: well.
Stranger: you just lost.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:rofl:
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: preet tweet
You: wanna switch?
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: switch what?
You: you wanna be You:?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok
You: see you in a minute!
You have disconnected.

:rofl:
 
Ok even if you want to take the non-serious approach things are..... meh

Stranger said:
You: heya
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: therre
You: asl?
Stranger: im 17
Stranger: im also female
Stranger: and i live in england
Stranger: yourself?
You: hmm are you a calculator?
Stranger: yes i am also a calculater
You: good
Stranger: yourself?
You: no but i need one
You: metric system or not?
Stranger: hmm dont we all.
Stranger: yes its an up to date one
You: c00l
You: what's 7+18?
Stranger: well yes. i suppose its cool
Stranger: 25
You: thanks!
You have disconnected.
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Stranger2 said:
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: what's my name?
Stranger: your name is stranger
You: wrong!
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Stranger3 said:
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: holand, you?
Stranger: finland
You: like finland? it's a bit.... finnish dont you think?
Stranger: yes :D:D
You: just a little or toooo?
Stranger: too
You: so come to holand!
You: asl?
Stranger: yeah :D ok.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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that's so stupid ;)

Stranger: Herro
You: Herro
Stranger: Sup nigga
You: Gangsta style
Stranger: a/s/l
You: drive bys, the usual cracking shit ya
You: 20, m, usa
Stranger: same
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ilive in miami
Stranger: niggas role hardcore
Stranger: not really
You: ny
Stranger: there just fucking punks
Stranger: you get hardcore fucks up there
You: shot them
Stranger: or am i wrong?
You: be a man
Stranger: YEAH NIGGA
Stranger: I like yo style
You: okay homie
Stranger: im going to work
Stranger: ttyl lol
 
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hej jag är svensk

You: jeg elskder dig

You: or something like that

Stranger: norrman?

You: german

You: :

You: :P

Stranger: great
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny woman?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected

LOL
 
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