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After playing on the playground at school,
Tommy came home with some new words in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they meant,
he went to his mother.
"Mom, what's a pussy?"
Not at all shocked by the question, she opened up an encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a cat.
He then asked "What's a bitch?" Once again, not at all disturbed, she opened the encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a female dog.
Confused, little Tommy then went to his father.
"Dad, what's a pussy?"
He felt that it was time for his son to learn about life and opened up a porno and circled the area between a womans legs. Enlightened, he then asked him,
"Then what's a bitch?"
His father replied, "Everything outside of the circle."
Tommy came home with some new words in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they meant,
he went to his mother.
"Mom, what's a pussy?"
Not at all shocked by the question, she opened up an encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a cat.
He then asked "What's a bitch?" Once again, not at all disturbed, she opened the encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a female dog.
Confused, little Tommy then went to his father.
"Dad, what's a pussy?"
He felt that it was time for his son to learn about life and opened up a porno and circled the area between a womans legs. Enlightened, he then asked him,
"Then what's a bitch?"
His father replied, "Everything outside of the circle."
U REALLYA private was serving duties at his barracks in the car-park booth. The phone in the booth rang and the private answered.
The other person on the phone, sounding rather distressed, said, "Quick soldier, tell me what cars there are in the car-park.'' So the private looked outside and came back to the phone, ''There's a Bentley at the far end belonging to that fat bastard Colonel Parker.''
''Do you know who this is?'' the voice screamed, ''This is Colonel Parker.''
The private seeming unphased, replied ''Well, do you know who this is?''
''No'' was the reply.
''Well fuck off then!'' barked the private.
The other person on the phone, sounding rather distressed, said, "Quick soldier, tell me what cars there are in the car-park.'' So the private looked outside and came back to the phone, ''There's a Bentley at the far end belonging to that fat bastard Colonel Parker.''
''Do you know who this is?'' the voice screamed, ''This is Colonel Parker.''
The private seeming unphased, replied ''Well, do you know who this is?''
''No'' was the reply.
''Well fuck off then!'' barked the private.
A man and a woman met in an elevator.
''Where are you headed today?'' the man asked.
''I'm going down to give blood.''
''How much do you get paid for giving blood?''
''Oh, about $20.''
''Wow,' said the man. 'I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100.''
The woman then walked off angrily. The next day, the man and woman met at the elevator once again.
''Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?''
"Sperm bank,'' she said with her mouth full.
''Where are you headed today?'' the man asked.
''I'm going down to give blood.''
''How much do you get paid for giving blood?''
''Oh, about $20.''
''Wow,' said the man. 'I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100.''
The woman then walked off angrily. The next day, the man and woman met at the elevator once again.
''Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?''
"Sperm bank,'' she said with her mouth full.
