speech 3 8 0 = "YOU SUCK !"
.........
MouseW=speech 3 8 0
None=speech 3 8 0
Cancel=speech 3 8 0
Backspace=speech 3 8 0
PageUp=speech 3 8 0
home=speech 3 8 0
Select=speech 3 8 0
Print=speech 3 8 0
Execute=speech 3 8 0
PrintScrn=speech 3 8 0
Help=speech 3 8 0
A=speech 3 8 0
B=speech 3 8 0
D=StrafeRight
E=speech 3 8 0
f=speech 3 8 0
H=speech 3 8 0
i=speech 3 8 0
j=speech 3 8 0
K=speech 3 8 0
P= speech 3 8 0
Q=StrafeLeft
R=speech 3 8 0
U=speech 3 8 0
V=speech 3 8 0
W=speech 3 8 0
X=speech 3 8 0
NumPad0=speech 3 8 0
NumPad1=speech 3 8 0
NumPad2=speech 3 8 0
NumPad3=speech 3 8 0
NumPad4=speech 3 8 0
NumPad5=speech 3 8 0
NumPad6=speech 3 8 0
NumPad7=speech 3 8 0
NumPad8=say HUMPHRO | speech 3 8 0
NumPad9=speech 3 8 0
Separator=speech 3 8 0
NumPadPeriod=speech 3 8 0
GreySlash=speech 3 8 0
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