Finnish weather
15°C - It doesn't get warmer then this in Finland, so this is where we start; Spanish ppl puts their caps, wintercloatsh and gloves on. Finnish people are sunbathing.
10°C - French people tries to start their central heating in vain. Finnish people are planting flowers in their garden.
5°C - Italian cars refuse to start, Finnish people cruise in their convertibles.
0°C - Destilled water freeze. The water in the Vanda åm (a finnish river) becomes a little thicker.
-5°C - People in California are on the brink of freezing to death. Finnish people are having the last hot dog barbecue before winter arrives-
-10°C - The Englishmen is turning the heat on in their houses. Finnish people start wearing a sweater.
-20°C - Australians flee from Mallorca. Finnish people stop celebrating midsummer festival. Fall have arrived.
-30°C - In Greece people die from the cold and dissapear from the face of the earth. Finnish people start hanging their laundry indoors.
-40°C - Paris craculates in the cold. Finnish peole are in a line up at the hot dog stand.
-50°C - the polar bears start to evacuate the north pole. The finnish army delays it winter survival camp awaiting real winter
-60°C - Korvatunturi (where the Finnish santa lives) Freezes. Finnish people rent a video and stay inside.
-70°C - The fake santa (see -60°C) moves south. Finnish people gets really frustrated since Kossu (Koskenkorva) cant be stored outdoors anymore. The Finnish army start winder survival camp.
-183°C - The mikrobes in food die. The Finnish cows complains the milkers hands feels cold.
-273°C - ALL atombased movement stops. Finnish people say to eachother: "Perkele(finnish curse), today it is cold".
-300°C - Helvetet freezes over. Finland wins the Eurovision song contest.
15°C - It doesn't get warmer then this in Finland, so this is where we start; Spanish ppl puts their caps, wintercloatsh and gloves on. Finnish people are sunbathing.
10°C - French people tries to start their central heating in vain. Finnish people are planting flowers in their garden.
5°C - Italian cars refuse to start, Finnish people cruise in their convertibles.
0°C - Destilled water freeze. The water in the Vanda åm (a finnish river) becomes a little thicker.
-5°C - People in California are on the brink of freezing to death. Finnish people are having the last hot dog barbecue before winter arrives-
-10°C - The Englishmen is turning the heat on in their houses. Finnish people start wearing a sweater.
-20°C - Australians flee from Mallorca. Finnish people stop celebrating midsummer festival. Fall have arrived.
-30°C - In Greece people die from the cold and dissapear from the face of the earth. Finnish people start hanging their laundry indoors.
-40°C - Paris craculates in the cold. Finnish peole are in a line up at the hot dog stand.
-50°C - the polar bears start to evacuate the north pole. The finnish army delays it winter survival camp awaiting real winter
-60°C - Korvatunturi (where the Finnish santa lives) Freezes. Finnish people rent a video and stay inside.
-70°C - The fake santa (see -60°C) moves south. Finnish people gets really frustrated since Kossu (Koskenkorva) cant be stored outdoors anymore. The Finnish army start winder survival camp.
-183°C - The mikrobes in food die. The Finnish cows complains the milkers hands feels cold.
-273°C - ALL atombased movement stops. Finnish people say to eachother: "Perkele(finnish curse), today it is cold".
-300°C - Helvetet freezes over. Finland wins the Eurovision song contest.
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