OLD IS WHEN...
YOUR SWEETIE SAYS " LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND MAKE LOVE" AND YOU ANSWER, "
HONEY , I CAN'T DO BOTH"
OLD IS WHEN...
YOUR FRIENDS COMPLIMENT YOU ON YOUR NEW ALLIGATOR SHOES, AND YOU ARE
BAREFOOT
OLD IS WHEN...
A SEXY BABE CATCHES YOUR FANCY AND YOUR PACEMAKER OPENS THE GARAGE DOOR
OLD IS WHEN...
GOING BRA-LESS PULLS ALL THE WRINKLES OUT OF YOUR FACE
OLD IS WHEN...
YOU DON'T CARE WHERE YOUR SPOUSE GOES, JUST AS LONG AS YOU DON'T HAVE TO
GO ALONG
OLD IS WHEN...
YOU ARE CAUTIONED TO SLOW DOWN BY THE DOCTOR INSTEAD OF BY THE POLICE
OLD IS WHEN...
"GETTING A LITTLE ACTION" MEANS YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE ANY FIBER TODAY
OLD IS WHEN...
"GETTING LUCKY" MEANS YOU FIND YOUR CAR IN THE PARKING LOT
OLD IS WHEN...
AN "ALL NIGHTER" MEANS NOT GETTING UP TO PEE
lmao
Opti
YOUR SWEETIE SAYS " LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND MAKE LOVE" AND YOU ANSWER, "
HONEY , I CAN'T DO BOTH"
OLD IS WHEN...
YOUR FRIENDS COMPLIMENT YOU ON YOUR NEW ALLIGATOR SHOES, AND YOU ARE
BAREFOOT
OLD IS WHEN...
A SEXY BABE CATCHES YOUR FANCY AND YOUR PACEMAKER OPENS THE GARAGE DOOR
OLD IS WHEN...
GOING BRA-LESS PULLS ALL THE WRINKLES OUT OF YOUR FACE
OLD IS WHEN...
YOU DON'T CARE WHERE YOUR SPOUSE GOES, JUST AS LONG AS YOU DON'T HAVE TO
GO ALONG
OLD IS WHEN...
YOU ARE CAUTIONED TO SLOW DOWN BY THE DOCTOR INSTEAD OF BY THE POLICE
OLD IS WHEN...
"GETTING A LITTLE ACTION" MEANS YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE ANY FIBER TODAY
OLD IS WHEN...
"GETTING LUCKY" MEANS YOU FIND YOUR CAR IN THE PARKING LOT
OLD IS WHEN...
AN "ALL NIGHTER" MEANS NOT GETTING UP TO PEE
lmao
Opti