Twonko.Plonko,Moonraker,Hogo,G,Skull and any other old farts in UT ;p

[Rich]

OLD IS WHEN...
YOUR SWEETIE SAYS " LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND MAKE LOVE" AND YOU ANSWER, "
HONEY , I CAN'T DO BOTH"

OLD IS WHEN...
YOUR FRIENDS COMPLIMENT YOU ON YOUR NEW ALLIGATOR SHOES, AND YOU ARE
BAREFOOT

OLD IS WHEN...
A SEXY BABE CATCHES YOUR FANCY AND YOUR PACEMAKER OPENS THE GARAGE DOOR

OLD IS WHEN...
GOING BRA-LESS PULLS ALL THE WRINKLES OUT OF YOUR FACE

OLD IS WHEN...
YOU DON'T CARE WHERE YOUR SPOUSE GOES, JUST AS LONG AS YOU DON'T HAVE TO
GO ALONG

OLD IS WHEN...
YOU ARE CAUTIONED TO SLOW DOWN BY THE DOCTOR INSTEAD OF BY THE POLICE

OLD IS WHEN...
"GETTING A LITTLE ACTION" MEANS YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE ANY FIBER TODAY

OLD IS WHEN...
"GETTING LUCKY" MEANS YOU FIND YOUR CAR IN THE PARKING LOT

OLD IS WHEN...
AN "ALL NIGHTER" MEANS NOT GETTING UP TO PEE

lmao

Opti

 

[UK_Warrior]

lmfao

G never knew it was like that m8

 

[DoMiNuS]

 

[-CrackKing-]

ROFL

 

[Penny]

LOL

 

[Cazzy]

 

[Chappy]

 

[Twonko]

Fuck off Optical

 

[Plonko]

It will happen to you too eventually Optical.

Sigh.

Must go and change my much older brother's plastic pants for him.

 

[Gen76]

rofl

 

[Natsi]

 

[Suicidal]

How do you have to be, to be an old fart?

 

[syphus]

ROFL the art off being over 30

 

[Suicidal]

Phew, i am still young then

 

[Inferno]

 

[BadBoy]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Hogo]

Ffs!

 

[Gen76]

Digging in the dirt eh.

 

[yako]

hogo is ultra old now :/