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why do you keep seeing it, when you rate it just 4/10?
why the fuck do they keep using such fast cuts?
It doesnt even look good. It irritates, confuses and annoys viewers. Also it makes it harder to watch and follow what is happening.
After i saw the first actions sequences in a Bourne movie (as it was broadcasted on TV) i almost had to threw up as soon i saw its hyperactive cutting. Hell, i almost got seasick.
why the fuck do they keep using such fast cuts?
It doesnt even look good. It irritates, confuses and annoys viewers. Also it makes it harder to watch and follow what is happening.
After i saw the first actions sequences in a Bourne movie (as it was broadcasted on TV) i almost had to threw up as soon i saw its hyperactive cutting. Hell, i almost got seasick.
Your a young lad! wait till you reach my age!!!alright grandad, we'll have your pipe and slippers back asap!
why the fuck do they keep using such fast cuts?
It doesnt even look good. It irritates, confuses and annoys viewers. Also it makes it harder to watch and follow what is happening.
After i saw the first actions sequences in a Bourne movie (as it was broadcasted on TV) i almost had to threw up as soon i saw its hyperactive cutting. Hell, i almost got seasick.
Tbh CK, whoever spent (wasted) their time writing that should stop being so bitter and watch sth else instead
That said, Casino Royale was better but QOS isnt a bad film, imo! Jason bourne or anyone else will still never be better than Bond in my eyes
I appreciate you posted it as a joke though
It follows on from similar joke scripts of Die Another Day and the Star Wars prequels. There is a load of them on that website and are pretty funny mostleeeeh
I watched all the Bond films the other weekend... fuck me I slate this film but Licence to Kill was a pile of turd! I had my willy out for Goldfinger tho, propaaaa film
No bond-humour (witty comments), no bond-gadgets, awful cut throughout the whole movie (especially the opening scene and the chase scene soon after...almost unwatchable), rushed script because of the writers' strike, daniel craig lacks the charisma of bond, awful music (you don't even hear the classic bond tune during the movie, can you believe it?!) and the bad guys, oh god... terrible.
However for some reason I didn't have to check the clock during the 105minutes so I guess it was somehow a bit entertaining at least. Props for the opera scene, which was pretty cool actually.
4/10
is it so bad in your perception because it was so horrifically over hyped? or would you have come away going, alright, it wasnt great, but perfectly watchable, and i dont begrudge having paid to see it...?+1
2/10, particularly based out of my anger that I waited 2 years for this film and it sucked and it was massively overhyped. A film of this magnitude should live up to people's expectations.
"When asked whether or not Bond 23 would latch onto the story presented in Royale and Quantum to form a trilogy of sorts, Craig said: ‘No f—king way. I’m done with that story!"
is it so bad in your perception because it was so horrifically over hyped? or would you have come away going, alright, it wasnt great, but perfectly watchable, and i dont begrudge having paid to see it...?
Thats the way I feel on it tbh, and i certainly dont think its the worst bond film ever...