Once upon a time there was a young lad who liked using the Intergalactic Super-Hula Internet.
The young lad was a bit of a butt nugget. He only used it 1 time, but he was addicted right away. he then discovered forums and posted on threads that n00bs started. he thought he was the biggest butt-nugget on the internet untill he found *Rob1000100* who he proceeded to hassle with spam mails after which he found out pr0n is available in the internet aswell. He suddenly became quite interested in havin sex with goats and sticking large objects up his butt such as carrots, which he bought from Carrots r us in the out of town shopping mall. However, after a few years going on like that the Carrot R US was closed, our hero was reaching the age of 3 years by now. and his arse was tired of the carrots. He decided it was time to do something else which did not involve carrots... none... at all, so he took up skydiving. He performed many stunts while skydiving all of which involved being naked and using goats but no carrots were available so he found some strange uses for marrows. One day, he realised he had no name, so decided to call himself... Fuzznutio von wankchops ( but all @ =]DoG[= knew him as that twat that frequents our forums) and despite being told endlessly, he proved his complete lack of anything resembling common sense or intelligence by *continuing* to post where he wasnt wanted.... it amused him to no end entually, he reached 10,000 posts, and......5,000 bad rep points.. and 6 turnips.
After achieving all that, he decided he needed a lady friend but alas; could only attract man-beasts... one in particular, called; slartibartfast, who had two heads, 6 arms, 3 legs, 30 ears and an extra nipple. Slarti came from Chernobyl, and his cum was a weird shade of... of vermillion and full of razorblade shaped pieces of bone which cut his arse to ribbons. "That gotta hurt" said the Mayor. Suddenly the mighty roar of *WE HOPE SO* was heard from all the other forum members so Humphro fucked off to aimbot on some random CTF Face server.
Never to return..... for about 40 minutes. After tons of useless comments ........ he get banned from real live to scare every forum user in this world till the end of days And the world was at peace until wingman suddenly decided to join the storytelling, and all the little other storytellers trembled in fear, but they soon realized that wingman was a good god and started worshipping him for he gave them fantastic blowjobs on sundays But alas he did not posses the power to destroy the emu gimp boy, so he disapeared into the mist in search of meatballs leaving the emu gimp boy to reign supreme until one day he met his doom.
turned out to be a moldy...
