The "Add Your Story" Thread.

[UltraViolet]

Once upon a time there was a young lad who liked using the Intergalactic Super-Hula Internet.
The young lad was a bit of a butt nugget.

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[destroy]

He only used it 1 time, but he was addicted right away.

 

[Ðeadßoy]

he then discovered forums and posted on threads that n00bs started

 

[Rob1000100]

he thought he was the biggest butt-nugget on the internet untill he found *Rob1000100*




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[Humph]

who he proceeded to hassle with spam mails

 

[DaTeL]

after which he found out pr0n is available in the internet aswell

 

[Humph]

He suddenly became quite interested in havin sex with goats

 

[UltraViolet]

and sticking large objects up his butt.

 

[Humph]

such as carrots, which he bought from

 

[Ðeadßoy]

Carrots r us in the out of town shopping mall

 

[DaTeL]

However, after a few years going on like that the Carrot R US was closed, our hero was reaching the age of 3 years by now

 

[UltraViolet]

and his arse was tired of the carrots. He decided it was time to do something else which did not involve carrots... none... at all.

 

[Humph]

so he took up skydiving

 

[Rob1000100]

he performed many stunts while skydiving all of which involved being naked and using goats

 

[Ðeadßoy]

but no carrots were available so he found some strange uses for marrows

 

[Humph]

One day, he realised he had no name, so decided to call himself...

 

[Ðeadßoy]

Fuzznutio von wankchops ( but all @ =]DoG[= knew him as that twat that frequents our forums)

 

[Sullen_Scrota]

and despite being told endlessly, he proved his complete lack of anything resembling common sense or intelligence by *continuing* to post where he wasnt wanted....

 

[Humph]

it amused him to no end

 

[Snuggs]

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