Wow thank heavens for that angel, even if it meant a destructive one. Shagging Aukeline, even with the infamous uni-lube and lots of it, would have meant an ordeal that would have scarred lil'Nutsy Wankinghood for the rest of his life. Mentally and probably also physically. Happy to have escaped this one they went on to continue their quest. The middle fingers guiding them South.
And on they went through the country, hardly worth mentioning, South of the country with all them friendly Americans. Then they heard weird sounds, was that a bugle, guitar, trompet? Was this the eons old country of the golden taco?
Strange people with big hats walked around, they drank a golden drink. It was the holy golden servas water. They looked around for a sign of the book. Could it be here? The dynamic duo decided to wait till nightfall and then they would go outside the village and visit the very old ruined temple to pay respect to the gods of wanking.
After holding the tool of the trade for a while, almost at the climax of their worshipping they heard a strange sound. A whaling from insdie the ruined temple......