Re: btw #2
Dear: Mattdjoh \ MotherBitch.....
[X] Clueless Newbie [X] Lamer [X] Flamer
[X] Loser [X] Spammer [ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[X ] Freak [ ] Nerd [X] Idiot
[X] Racist [ ] Fed [X] Freak
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath
[X] Unbearably self-righteous person
I took exception to your recent:
[ ] Email [X] Post to utassault.net forum
It was (check all that apply):
[X] Lame [X] Stupid [X] Abusive
[X] Clueless [X] Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged
[X] Imbecilic [X] Arrogant [X] Malevolent
[X] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [X] Ignorant
[X] Clueless [X] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist
[X] Boring [X] Dim [X] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [X] Demented [X] Self-righteous
[X] Crazy [X] Weird [X] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Satanic [X] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [X] Maladroit
[X] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.
Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
[ ] You posted what should have been emailed
[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your forums line
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial forum
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[X] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[X] You don't know which group to post in
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted to *way* too many forums
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] What you posted has been done before.
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[X] You started a long, stupid thread
[X] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[X] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[X] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[X] You make no sense
[X] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[X] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each line just
goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making it hard to read.
[X] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this forum.
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[X] You are a loser.
[X] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.
It is recommended that you:
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[X] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[ ] Read every forum you posted to for a week
[X] stop reading utassault.net forums and get a life
[ ] stop sending Email and get a life
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Have your medication adjusted
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[X] get a gun and shoot yourself
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[X] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
[X] Apologize to everybody in this forum
[X] consume excrement
[X] consume more excrement and thus expire
[ ] Post your tests to a test topic
[ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[X] *plonk*
[X] Learn how to post or get off the forum
[ ] Most of the above
[X] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.
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P.S:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,
conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,
spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,
dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
Hope this helps...
nk