--they had to BURN down the SCHOOL to get YOU out of the THIRD GRADE
--You put a RULER by the BAD to see how long you SLEPT
--You think MASTER-BATOIN is a KARATE TEACHER
--On the JOB APPLICATOIN where it said SEX you put TWICE A WEEK
--It takes you an HOUR to cook MINUTE RICE
--You counldn't PASS a BLOOD TEST
--You put a RULER by the BAD to see how long you SLEPT
--You think MASTER-BATOIN is a KARATE TEACHER
--On the JOB APPLICATOIN where it said SEX you put TWICE A WEEK
--It takes you an HOUR to cook MINUTE RICE
--You counldn't PASS a BLOOD TEST