We all get really depressed at some point in our lives to help me along I think of the following...
1. Your not he bloke who shovel's up the crap from the pavement at work - theres a massive pond nearby with loads of ducks/geese and other birds which love to dump all over the place. I see this guy every day shovelling up the crap.... what a job!! .... at least I'm not him.
2. Your not someone called Ryan!
3. Your PC aint a ZX81 with 16k RAM Pack (mine is but thats another matter!).
4. Your job does not involve eating cat/dog food.
5. Your not called Ryan.
6. Your not in a UT clan who hate playing ermm UT!
7. Your not called nayR.
8. Your not someone called Ryan who shovel's shit, plays UT and has a ZX81 with 16k RAM pack (wobbley).
9. Your not called Ryan or nayR, have a ZX81 (with wobbley 16k RAM pack), Shovel shit and wait for it.. play UT.
10. All of the above.
Well there you go... I'm happy now, so happy I'm gonna down some well dodgy cider and burt loudly!
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh ra!
1. Your not he bloke who shovel's up the crap from the pavement at work - theres a massive pond nearby with loads of ducks/geese and other birds which love to dump all over the place. I see this guy every day shovelling up the crap.... what a job!! .... at least I'm not him.
2. Your not someone called Ryan!
3. Your PC aint a ZX81 with 16k RAM Pack (mine is but thats another matter!).
4. Your job does not involve eating cat/dog food.
5. Your not called Ryan.
6. Your not in a UT clan who hate playing ermm UT!
7. Your not called nayR.
8. Your not someone called Ryan who shovel's shit, plays UT and has a ZX81 with 16k RAM pack (wobbley).
9. Your not called Ryan or nayR, have a ZX81 (with wobbley 16k RAM pack), Shovel shit and wait for it.. play UT.
10. All of the above.
Well there you go... I'm happy now, so happy I'm gonna down some well dodgy cider and burt loudly!
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh ra!
Ahhhhh....memories, 16k wobbly RAM packs with blu-tak stuffed down the gap to hold the bugger still 
