What Is Your Battle Cry?

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Op1uM

Op1uM

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Jul 25, 2002
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/edit2: it works now :D

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Striding out of the freeway, swinging a meaty axe, cometh ØPÍÛM! And he gives a low roar:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I bring darkness and mayhem like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"
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Running out of the cliffs, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Sneez! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"For the love of beatings, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"
 
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Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking amidst the cliffs! It is Iceman, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!!!"
 
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Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the candy store! It is Farac, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a spectacular howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!!"




Fear me you batty boys! :P
 
Who is that, stalking along the tarmac! It is W0ss4g3, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I pillage like a river of pure piranha!!"
 
Who is that, prowling over the cliffs! It is LexMortis, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall traumatize the entire planet!!!"

sounds about me alright :D
 
Lo! Who is that, prowling on the wasteland! It is Vulcano, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you to the moon and back!!!"
 
Hark! Who is that, prowling over the wasteland! It is -CrackKing-, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a vengeful grunt, his voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I tear into the enemy until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"
 
from Argonath: "I'm going to fuck you until you scream like a banshee, and trade you for a candy bar!!!"
 
Who is that, prowling amidst the freeway! It is Sobo, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He bellows mightily:

"Hail the blood-letting! I plunder until everything has croaked!"
 
[font=old english text mt,old english text][size=+3]S[/size]triding across the freeway, wielding a thorned whip, cometh SubZ! And he gives a gutteral cry:[/font]

"I'm going to pummel you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"
 
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I pillage until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"
 
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Who is that, trading in toilets! It is -Rich-, his hands clutching a mighty chopper! And with a wistful sigh, his voice whispers:

"mmmmmmm I say.......hello sailor....ohhhhh you are awful...but I like you!!!!!!!"
 
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