no! I am not an idiot, the only thing in my mouth besides my hairy toungue are these weird white things sticking out of my gums... I've been meaning to go to the doctor about those.
As for your slippers, I would be very surprised if you didn't find them where you put them the last time you saw them.
I've lost a dark green & biege tartan effect cardigan. I think must have left it on the 269 bus from Bexleyheath to Sidcup last week. With all the heavy bags i was carrying, i remember getting rather warm so removed the garment and placed it on the seat next to me...
...i was very fond of that old cardy...i'd even sowed the `leather look' elbow patches on myself...
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