**the** IBM thread!!!

[Champ`]

[09:34] * IBM see the real utas = a fun community of new peoples whit old peoples how like the game old ut99 and learn ini exploiting ect ( ut99 is good Plattform for learning most new inis = same ) oki bit complexer so play here for fun Respekt the Admins , Respekt the free puplic servers hai dog hai dfp ( @ll flame dfp ) and she takke so most of community ... pay learn and hf or piss of !

lol ibm owns

 

[uZi]

@ suprmarkt

 

[endgegner]

http://spassprofi.de/Witze/usa_gesetze.htm

*naja * Pogo

Eure Gesetze sind und bleiben scheisse , Kein Anal sex in Texas = knast = lol


USA ist und bleibt ein Stupides Prödes und von Idioten Regiertes Land

Achso, das ist die ganze wahrheit alta.

Kein anal in Texas ist ein knast... aber Texas ist ein scheisse land für männer mit kleine pimmelz (hai tr0p) ;<


Auf Massachusetts, anal ist frei für alles - im supermarkt, im subway, auf autobahn, im spiegel, alle tag jede tag anal.

 

[sneez]

Idaho.

 

[endgegner]

From IBM's link:

Allen Hunden im US-Bundesstaat Massachusetts müssen im Monat April die Hinterbeine zusammengebunden werden.

 

[endgegner]

Massachusetts verbietet es allen Bürgern, Muschelsuppen mit Tomaten zu verfeinern


Holy shit, that actually explains why New England clan chowder pwnz Manhattan clam chowder.

 

[Gen76]

One of the great thing about the simplicity of english is when none speaking ppl use it with their own way of saying things.

Henry Rollins said something cool about this. Hed overheard someone talking bad english to someone, this other someone was freaking out. So he says to his friend: Your shit is falling appart! (From the yank saying: keep your shit together, of course.)

 

[Bart]

Kein anal in Texas ist ein knast... aber Texas ist ein scheisse land für männer mit kleine pimmelz (hai tr0p) ;<
Auf Massachusetts, anal ist frei für alles - im supermarkt, im subway, auf autobahn, im spiegel, alle tag jede tag anal.

where the fuck did you translate this? it's as bad as IBMs english
Although german is way harder to learn as english tho

 

[Bart]

Idaho.

"Idahoans"

 

[endgegner]

it's as bad as IBMs english

THATS WHAT I KEPT TRYING TO FUCKING TELL MR. FROST BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN

 

[Bart]

*push*

 

[Prometheus]

man i want 2 get drunk with this bloke

 

[endgegner]

EU sucks , German Politik sucks, Euro sucks , and please German stop let in @ll asia islamabds where dont learn German Spreak and become @ll money , when i go France , nl , china or another state and dont Learn this Spreak so i need become money or a job........ and Please US usw Stop Stole my money For a Shitt where is 75 Year argo ..... or you wannt next war..... i can say i life in German , i'm not Nazi i work Hard 50-60 Houre per weeck become 50% frome Money Rest become State , and normal eat is Realy big buyet zb for a diner .... you mut have 150 euro per weeck for eat .......... Rest frome German Politic sucks and this Year November we become more Rasist in Parlament ........Europe .... my room is here and i see here a Proplem bevor we become Ghettos we in France usw we go and fight for Freedom and eat.... This here in The Moment is Pure Kapitalismus and dont Men wannt this shitt pure slaves here ........ pld soorryy for my English German have massive Proplems and next polical here wannt 100 % or nothing ..... i see a next War

 

[endgegner]

[07:45:53] <ibm> i cant drunk inside usa not how i wanntand @ll the time
[07:46:05] <ibm> when i wannt holliday i wannt get drunk how ever i wannt drunk
[07:46:09] <ibm> best is
[07:46:15] <smant> yes, in USA you can't drink in public like in Germany... it's bullshit
[07:46:18] <ibm> i cant have sex how i wannt
[07:46:22] <smant> but alcohol (vodka) is much cheaper
[07:46:42] <ibm> when i wannt sex whit my girl in supermarkt or so
[07:46:45] <ibm> then we makke this
[07:46:48] <ibm> usa = bye
[07:46:58] <ibm> love texas no anal sex
[07:47:01] <ibm> lol
[07:47:04] <ibm> so verry strong
[07:47:21] <ibm> when i get in a park and wannt sex and drunk then i takke this
[07:47:26] <ibm> america i get next 10 year bye

 

[Turha.]

ummm.. wh..wha?

 

[jEr]

omg lol I never thought IBM was drunk/high all the time

whahahaha funny quotes

 

[Blade]

IBM pwns!

 

[-ban-]

he´s just some kind of mental and social retarded.
i´ve to throw up even if he writes german though.