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SURVIVOR NIGHT #4
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Welcome to html's Survivor #4! They said it couldn't happen! They may yet be right!
Presented by - html
Broadcasted by - Banshee & Useless (TBC)
Somethinged by - Timo
Sighed at by - MyM
Unlike the last Survivor, this event will not be played in honour of Mym. Quite the opposite: this event has been designed specifically to piss him off. All Mym-related flames are welcome, and no-one has to wear his stupid fat ugly skin any more. If these rules change someone else will let you know, as I will have been fired.
Mym, aged 3
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THE PLAYERS
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Survivor #3 garnered plenty of interest but only 24 players were selected to fail to compete. Hilarity did something other than ensue, so this time only 20 fearsome warriors will take their places in front of the losers' podium, facing off over eight Survivor maps and a maximum of five 2v2 maps. It's all about fewer headaches for html and Mym, who sucks (just trying to stay in the spirit of the event, join in).
So, whom shall we be rooting against this time? Other than the boring old pug farts who got wheeled out last time, there is a handful of unlikelys. Numbering amongst these are such as Timmah (Survivor virgin?); sleepy (UTA newbage and sole event female signup); Squirrel (signed last time but didn't play); Gogle$$ (dark horse); and Fury (horse's arse). Notable by their absence(s) are Wish and Riv, the former still stroking his 1v1 tournament trophy, the latter still sulking after his inevitable exit. The final pick is not yet known and signups not yet closed, so get in there and grab a place!
Anyway, it's good to be back and we hope this event goes as swimmingly as it might not unless it does. Non-participants and unfortunate event rejects are again invited to join Banshee and myself on UTV and (hopefully - TBC) audio commentary. Possibly even a video livestream, but this has yet to be sorted. Watch this space!
Have fun and good luck to the players
SURVIVOR NIGHT #4
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Welcome to html's Survivor #4! They said it couldn't happen! They may yet be right!
Presented by - html
Broadcasted by - Banshee & Useless (TBC)
Somethinged by - Timo
Sighed at by - MyM
Unlike the last Survivor, this event will not be played in honour of Mym. Quite the opposite: this event has been designed specifically to piss him off. All Mym-related flames are welcome, and no-one has to wear his stupid fat ugly skin any more. If these rules change someone else will let you know, as I will have been fired.
Mym, aged 3
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THE PLAYERS
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Survivor #3 garnered plenty of interest but only 24 players were selected to fail to compete. Hilarity did something other than ensue, so this time only 20 fearsome warriors will take their places in front of the losers' podium, facing off over eight Survivor maps and a maximum of five 2v2 maps. It's all about fewer headaches for html and Mym, who sucks (just trying to stay in the spirit of the event, join in).
So, whom shall we be rooting against this time? Other than the boring old pug farts who got wheeled out last time, there is a handful of unlikelys. Numbering amongst these are such as Timmah (Survivor virgin?); sleepy (UTA newbage and sole event female signup); Squirrel (signed last time but didn't play); Gogle$$ (dark horse); and Fury (horse's arse). Notable by their absence(s) are Wish and Riv, the former still stroking his 1v1 tournament trophy, the latter still sulking after his inevitable exit. The final pick is not yet known and signups not yet closed, so get in there and grab a place!
Anyway, it's good to be back and we hope this event goes as swimmingly as it might not unless it does. Non-participants and unfortunate event rejects are again invited to join Banshee and myself on UTV and (hopefully - TBC) audio commentary. Possibly even a video livestream, but this has yet to be sorted. Watch this space!
Have fun and good luck to the players