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dwarven

Slag us off, Chat to us, talk rubbish.

Ai sucks moneynutz and can't hit shit hahaha!!

Hiya Ai how're you doing? Nice chatting to ya :)

Penguins are green and live on the north pole!!

There ya go

"The greatest accomplishments are achieved by small things"
-={Mi5}=-][)warven
 
Re: Slag us off, Chat to us, talk rubbish.

Bacardi Breezers every day, keeps you happy all the way:rolleyes:
 
Re: Slag us off, Chat to us, talk rubbish.

Lo Dwarven m8 !

I really think you have lost the plot. Stop sniffing those paint thinners !

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wow

Hey ya know that was actually my first post in your forum! :) Now ain't that somethin'? Hiya m8s btw! :)

"The greatest accomplishments are achieved by small things"
-={Mi5}=-][)warven
 
Re: wow

was told Dwarven came here, but where is he ?

oh sorry, stepped on him ! :lol:
 
Re: wow

TOLD YOU HE WAS THERE GRIMM. WHO WILL DELIVER MY GOLD NOW?
 
Re: wow

Now you'd better watch it Ben! :evil:

Here let me tell you a joke to make it clear: :)

Dragoon J'riel an hiz tropps wur marchin' intae tha mountains ae Butcher Block, closin in on tha greatcity ae Kaladim. Az theybe roodin' a corner they heart a shoot from on top ae nearby hill. Lookin' up they see a dwarf what be standin' on tha hill callin' 'em names an such, grabbin himsel' an makin rude gestures at 'em. He shooted oot
"I be Kazon Stormhammer tha meenest, brawest dwarf wote'er lived. Nae match fer masel' ben' foun' in a' tha lands ae Norrath. Ye fookin' inkies can nae tooch a hair ae me beard. Get ye stinkin' pimply inkie arses oot ae me mountains."
Now tha Dragoon he got reel pissed at hearin' this an he shoots back intae hiz troops," Guard Taba go git me that dwarfs head." So up jumps guard Taba, he goes runnin' up tha hill an' soon can be heard tha soun' ae battle. The soun' ae steel on steel an' ae a sudden a loud "Plop". Down o'er tha hill comes rollin guard Taba's head, rolloin' ta the ver' feet ae the Dragoon. We' ol' J"riel neer has't a fit, he wuz totally pissed at wot had jus' happened.
When again they be hearin' tha dwarf shoot oot, "I be Kzon Stormhammer tha brawest dwarf wote'er walked tha mountains ae Butcher Block. Ye darkies shoult run ye little arse's back ta ye hame an hide 'for we come after ye. Ye all smell like dragon shite" an look like a Orc's arse."
That dragoon wuz furious he wuz stompin' an' a screamin' turnin' his skin all shades ae purple. He screamed oot,
"Corporal T'nath take four men an bring me that dwarfs private parts." So tha Corporal he grabbed hiz four men an up tha hill they run jumpin o'er the top an soon could be heart tha soun' ae battle, the cling an clang ae sword on shield. All at wance those below hear tha fam'lar soun' ae "Plop, Plop, Plop" an down tha hill wot come tha heads ae tha corporal an hiz men.
An up stands Kazon shooting at tha top ae hiz lungs, "I be Kazon Stormhammer tha dwarf of dwarves, slayer ae darkelves tha world o'er. All ye blue skinned fookers not e'en worth tha time it takes ta kill ye."
Well now ol' Dragoon J'riel almost pisset himsel'. He turnt' an screamed at hiz troops, "Get yur arse up there an get me that dwarfs head, all ae ye! Now!"
So up leapt all tha troops wot wuz left an they ran up tha hill soon enoug' could be heard tha soun's ae battle. The dragoon he coul' see blood an' limbs a flyin. When ae a sudden he spies a young guard come runnin' an' a slippin down tha hill fear in hiz eyes. Well J'Riel shoots oot,
Wot's the matter boy?" The guard shooted oot as he ran away, "There be two of 'em up there sir."

It's sorta dwarf langweej though :) But any sane person can understand it, and even Ben might understand it :lol:

"The greatest accomplishments are achieved by small things"
-={Mi5}=-][)warven
 
Re: wow

Ah ya bloody disbelie'er!

"The greatest accomplishments are achieved by small things"
-={Mi5}=-][)warven
 
Re: Slag us off, Chat to us, talk rubbish.

Cool story! I bet you have it bound to UT key. :)
 
Re: Slag us off, Chat to us, talk rubbish.

Yeah I do :) But people always start whining about spamming when I press it dunno why :(

"The greatest accomplishments are achieved by small things"
-={Mi5}=-][)warven
 
Re: Slag us off, Chat to us, talk rubbish.

because it's very (small) :)
 
Re: Slag us off, Chat to us, talk rubbish.

it's because they wanna read, and if you read all that shit (well i must admit that i didn't :p )
they can't play
play - read - play - read.....
to play or not to play that's the question
so dawrven bring your white smart ass on server :lol:
 
Re: Slag us off, Chat to us, talk rubbish.

Dwarven wins when ur reading the story