Recruiting

[grizz]

apparently it takes more calories to digest celery than u get from consuming it.....

however i can assure u in ur case that will not be true







? you should be....

 

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Where's me celery?
I'm hungry

 

[grizz]

its undergoing special preparations as we speak....



prepare to be full for quite some time.....

 

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[grizz]

yep - thats the expression the last guy had too....


but it didnt stay that way 4 long.....

 

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[grizz]

keep it up m8 im going for the big 100 b4 i leave work today

 

[Protocol]

Im lucky, i dont work , i can just sit on my chair, infront of my pc and all day

 

[grizz]

with all that time and spamming you ought to at least have come up with one funny thing by now.....

c'mon man THINK...



you can do it!



may i help by explaining that carefree use of the icon does not a comedy make.....

 

[grizz]

i did it! 100 posts and I'm being paid whilst doing it!

 

[Protocol]

Ok u want something funny eh?

Q. Why did the cross the road?

A. To get to the other side

 

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I should get paid i could of been rich by now

 

[grizz]

i bet thats ur fave joke m8 - did u get it off a m8 at playschool?

 

[Protocol]

aye, he also told me this 1:
Q. Why did the donkey cross the road?

A. Coz there was no chickens left

 

[grizz]

thats some quality material u have there m8


why not start a new thread called 'enig's joke tank' or similar?

 

[Wan]

Yeah enig's good.........

Maybe you should head up to the Edinburgh Fringe with a gig of your own.

You'd be a blast

 

[Wan]

I'm sure i would be shot down if i tired a heckle or 2...

 

[grizz]

yeah the crowd would love him - they'd pummel u if u tryed to heckle such comedy genius

 

[Protocol]

I would come first and win £1000,00000,000000,0000000