Question and answer?

[Haggis]

OK ill start this new wonderous thread out..........

reply with a Answer AND a Question.

the next person answer the question then pose another question for the next post.





Q/Why do monkeys swing from trees?

 

[Lawless]

A: Because they dont have buildings in the woods
Q: Y are Blonds so dumb but still get lotz of money

 

[Haggis]

A/ Cos they have big doos and shaven havens

Q/Why are brunettes smarter that the average bear?

 

[DraizeTrain]

A. Cos sex sells.

Q. U2's song `Stuck in a Moment' is about which tragic male singer?

 

[DraizeTrain]

Oh FFS!!

 

[Butterfinger]

A: Michael Hutchence (there there DT, it will pass)

Q: Anyone got any idea why INXS even *think* they can get it back together?

 

[Tnega]

A: If the Leningrad Cowboys can do it with a corpse, then maybe INXS think they have a shot.


Q: Who are these guys?

 

[DraizeTrain]

A. The Leningrad Cowboys.

Q. What was the name of the Downing Street cat that was brutally expelled by Cherie `Mouth like The Joker' Blair?

 

[Lawless]

A: Good question

Q: Who is Michael Hutchence ??????

 

[JACKEL]

A: some gaylamer who shagged 1 of the saw guys
Q: do we really wanna know this guy?

 

[Butterfinger]

A: Maybe when he was alive.

Q: Did you listen to the radio in the 80s and early 90s?

 

[Haggis]

A/ No but i bought chicken from tesco last night.

Q/Are all thiefs spanish?

 

[Wan]

A/ no

Q/ Who was the second man on the moon?

 

[Hugh(_I_)Jarse]

A. The one just before the third.
Q. Who nicked my question?

 

[Ajax]

A not me
Q isnt this a rip off, of the question and answer topic on the suym forums ?

 

[Wan]

A/ I wouldnt know.

Q/ Why do you ask. (keeping in with the rules)

 

[DraizeTrain]

Haggs has asked me to keep this thread free from bollox posts...so thats what i'll do.

A. He asks cos he wants a fight...hes that kinda guy.

Q. Do Scots really cook deep fried Mars bars or is it an urban myth?

 

[Haggis]

A/ Yes, fucking briliant they are.
Q/Do the english really hump baby squirrels on the 14th of june?

 

[DraizeTrain]

A. Not that ive heard of...but i bet some fucker in the country is `into' that.

Q. What is the alcohol content in % (volume) of a can (500ml) of `Carling' lager?

 

[Tnega]

A : Erm let me see, Carling is the waste product of Holsten when drunk, which is 5.2 ish so Carling must be around 3.8% ish.

Q : Does that make sense?