THE FINAL MATCH
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The final match will not be played in 2007.
Smantie will schedule another forced date, then cave when no bugger from either team shows; he will go on to schedule 18 more forced dates, prolonging this IAC all the way through to the end of the next one, when he will accidentally schedule the match for the same date and time as when Scotland play Portugal in the 2008 finals; unwilling to admit his mistake, he will refuse to reschedule, declaring that uZi and DJ have had enough warnings already; this will result in both matches being played simultaneously on the same server and maps, leading to utter confusion (from uZi) and console spam (from uZi).
Scotland will ultimately win this 24 player match, and Morpheus will waste no time in taking credit for it on the forums, in spite of the fact that he was actually a bench-warmer for Croatia throughout; having crashed out in the first rounds, Croatia will salvage some dignity by completely disowning Morpheus, thereby gaining honourable mentions from the cup admins on general principle.
UZI AND DJ
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uZi and DJ will flame each other on the forums for the next several months, racking up multiple infractions which will remain totally ignored, to the irritation of the hard-working mods; they will both tire themselves out with their constant forum flaming and independently decide to go on a cruise in the Pacific for a holiday; they will accidentally book the same cruise and will meet each other on the poop deck; their eyes will lock in a passionate thing, they will rush towards each other with undisguised lust, DJ's headphones will get caught on the mainsail, uZi will slip on some poop he prepared earlier, they will crash into each other and penetration will be unavoidably achieved, swiflty followed by mutual premature ejaculation; they will fall in love and move to Botswana, from where they will rejoin UTA and complain about shitty routing.
SMANTIE
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After his farcical organisation of the 2007 and 2008 finals on the same server at the same time, smant will be so utterly disillusioned with UTA that he will turn evil and begin building his own dark fortress out of used toilet rolls and sticky-backed plastic, getting his gran to knit some nice curtains for the upstairs windows; he will contact the exiled Psychotic, who will be masquerading as the world's first sheep matador in Seville, and together they will form an evil society dedicated to blighting the UTA forums with inappropriate smileys; Psy will quit after two weeks, having forgotten his UTA login; smantie will realise that he loves UTA after all and will rejoin the forums under the nickname 'LOVEANDPEACEYAY!'; he will receive fourteen infractions within two days for his overly large sig containing ninety separate passages from the Koran; he will slip into depression and commit suicide by locking himself in his garage and leaving the engine running on his crazy-golf cart.
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The final match will not be played in 2007.
Smantie will schedule another forced date, then cave when no bugger from either team shows; he will go on to schedule 18 more forced dates, prolonging this IAC all the way through to the end of the next one, when he will accidentally schedule the match for the same date and time as when Scotland play Portugal in the 2008 finals; unwilling to admit his mistake, he will refuse to reschedule, declaring that uZi and DJ have had enough warnings already; this will result in both matches being played simultaneously on the same server and maps, leading to utter confusion (from uZi) and console spam (from uZi).
Scotland will ultimately win this 24 player match, and Morpheus will waste no time in taking credit for it on the forums, in spite of the fact that he was actually a bench-warmer for Croatia throughout; having crashed out in the first rounds, Croatia will salvage some dignity by completely disowning Morpheus, thereby gaining honourable mentions from the cup admins on general principle.
UZI AND DJ
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uZi and DJ will flame each other on the forums for the next several months, racking up multiple infractions which will remain totally ignored, to the irritation of the hard-working mods; they will both tire themselves out with their constant forum flaming and independently decide to go on a cruise in the Pacific for a holiday; they will accidentally book the same cruise and will meet each other on the poop deck; their eyes will lock in a passionate thing, they will rush towards each other with undisguised lust, DJ's headphones will get caught on the mainsail, uZi will slip on some poop he prepared earlier, they will crash into each other and penetration will be unavoidably achieved, swiflty followed by mutual premature ejaculation; they will fall in love and move to Botswana, from where they will rejoin UTA and complain about shitty routing.
SMANTIE
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After his farcical organisation of the 2007 and 2008 finals on the same server at the same time, smant will be so utterly disillusioned with UTA that he will turn evil and begin building his own dark fortress out of used toilet rolls and sticky-backed plastic, getting his gran to knit some nice curtains for the upstairs windows; he will contact the exiled Psychotic, who will be masquerading as the world's first sheep matador in Seville, and together they will form an evil society dedicated to blighting the UTA forums with inappropriate smileys; Psy will quit after two weeks, having forgotten his UTA login; smantie will realise that he loves UTA after all and will rejoin the forums under the nickname 'LOVEANDPEACEYAY!'; he will receive fourteen infractions within two days for his overly large sig containing ninety separate passages from the Koran; he will slip into depression and commit suicide by locking himself in his garage and leaving the engine running on his crazy-golf cart.
so that's what fate has chosen for me 
Spammer...
