Monkey Joke!
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Customer: Penguin takes his car into the shop and mechanic says he needs an hour to check it out.
Bartender: What kind of car?
Customer: What kind of?? A damn penguin car, alright!
Anyway, he goes across the street to the 7-11 to kill some time and get himself an icecream, penguins love icecream.
Bartender: Vanilla?
Customer: Sure. But because he has no hands the poor little guy gets the icecream all over his feet.
Bartender: This going somewhere?
Customer: So he goes back to the mechanic and the guy tells him: "Looks like you blew a seal". And the penguin tells him: "No that's just a little icecream."
Everybody laughs
Bartender: What kind of car?
Customer: What kind of?? A damn penguin car, alright!
Anyway, he goes across the street to the 7-11 to kill some time and get himself an icecream, penguins love icecream.
Bartender: Vanilla?
Customer: Sure. But because he has no hands the poor little guy gets the icecream all over his feet.
Bartender: This going somewhere?
Customer: So he goes back to the mechanic and the guy tells him: "Looks like you blew a seal". And the penguin tells him: "No that's just a little icecream."
Everybody laughs
