joke!

[UK_Warrior]

Essex girl crossing road gets hit by a car,

The driver gets out to check that she's ok

driver-"are you ok?"
essex girl- "my head hurts, and i think my arms broke"
driver- "how many fingers have i got up?"
essex girl-"oh great, dont tell me i'm paralysed from the waist down as well"

 

[Paul-]

pld

 

[_luweK!NG`]

L0L!!!!

 

[Danus]

 

[-CrackKing-]

lol

 

[Protocol]

 

[Lord_tux]

 

[Happy_Guy]

 

[Humph]

 

[Natsi]

 

[§phere]

 

[Exorcist]

 

[Lee]

n1

 

[ViPah]

 

[LiquidChic]

* CJ finishes dancing round her handbag then hits daz round the head with it

 

[UK_Warrior]

/me tells cj to watch for cars as she walks home from dancing

 

[dog]

/me see mistress' forgotten to put on her glasses...