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old as hell, but me and my m8s had lots of fun asking him questions like "are you a child molester" and he would respond "ill try not to do it anymore" wtf 
lol, class
Me: hi
God:Hello. What is your name?
Me: i dont wanna tell
God:What would you rather be doing?
Me: dno
God:Oh, you are a poet.
Me: ye i know
God:What time is it there?
Me: dno
God: Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me: depends
God:On what?
Me: what ive been doing the day before
God:Where were you doing the day?
Me: what do you mean
God:, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me: ye i think so too
God:What's your sign?
Me: im not a car, i dont have a sign
God:Oh I see you are NOT A car you do not have a sign.
Me: attaboy
God: Does "it" still refer to not a car you do not have a sign?
Me: you im beginning to wonder what you did yesterday
God:Thanks for telling me: said I im beginning to wonder what you did yesterday.
Me: do you do drugs?
God:Only the legal ones.
Me:
God:Only the legal ones.
Me: ah, a little booze every now and then ey
God:
So you understand. Good. Little as in not too much, or not too big?
Me: i think you mean not too much
God:Me? Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me: nop
God:Me either.
Me: you what?
God: Didn't you understand it?
Me: no
God:Which part are you confused about?
Me: the "me either" part
God:Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Me: ah
God:Ah hah.
Me: your not making an awefull lot of sense to me for someone whos claiming to be who you are
God: Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.
Me: proof of my point
God:Have you ever been to Europe?
Me: uhm ye
God:Aw. Which countries have you visited?
Me: some
God:But not all?
Me: nah
God:Are you serious?
Me: most definiteley
God:That input matched my default category. But not all of them?
Me: now ur being repetitive
God:Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am repetitive.
Me: hi
God:Hello. What is your name?
Me: i dont wanna tell
God:What would you rather be doing?
Me: dno
God:Oh, you are a poet.
Me: ye i know
God:What time is it there?
Me: dno
God: Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me: depends
God:On what?
Me: what ive been doing the day before
God:Where were you doing the day?
Me: what do you mean
God:, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me: ye i think so too
God:What's your sign?
Me: im not a car, i dont have a sign
God:Oh I see you are NOT A car you do not have a sign.
Me: attaboy
God: Does "it" still refer to not a car you do not have a sign?
Me: you im beginning to wonder what you did yesterday
God:Thanks for telling me: said I im beginning to wonder what you did yesterday.
Me: do you do drugs?
God:Only the legal ones.
Me:
God:Only the legal ones.
Me: ah, a little booze every now and then ey
God:
So you understand. Good. Little as in not too much, or not too big?Me: i think you mean not too much
God:Me? Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me: nop
God:Me either.
Me: you what?
God: Didn't you understand it?
Me: no
God:Which part are you confused about?
Me: the "me either" part
God:Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Me: ah
God:Ah hah.
Me: your not making an awefull lot of sense to me for someone whos claiming to be who you are
God: Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.
Me: proof of my point
God:Have you ever been to Europe?
Me: uhm ye
God:Aw. Which countries have you visited?
Me: some
God:But not all?
Me: nah
God:Are you serious?
Me: most definiteley
God:That input matched my default category. But not all of them?
Me: now ur being repetitive
God:Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am repetitive.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jo
God:
It's good to meet you, Jo.
Me:
you too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
np#s
God:
How old are you?
Me:
aren't you all knowing?
God:
No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
ahh
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
sneaky
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Jo.
Me:
how's jebus these days?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
he still doing the do?
God:
I get it. doing the do.
Me:
you don't get it do you?
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
explain it then
It broke after that
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jo
God:
It's good to meet you, Jo.
Me:
you too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
np#s
God:
How old are you?
Me:
aren't you all knowing?
God:
No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
ahh
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
sneaky
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Jo.
Me:
how's jebus these days?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
he still doing the do?
God:
I get it. doing the do.
Me:
you don't get it do you?
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
explain it then
It broke after that
mine broke too:
Me:
hye asl
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
speak english plskthx
God:
For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.
Me:
why
God:
" For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation."? Why?
Me:
no i asked why
God:
Are you serious? Why ask why?
Me:
why are u asking why i asked why?
Me:
hye asl
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
speak english plskthx
God:
For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.
Me:
why
God:
" For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation."? Why?
Me:
no i asked why
God:
Are you serious? Why ask why?
Me:
why are u asking why i asked why?
Me:
lo there
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
well many kinds. but why would you ask me that?
God:
Interesting. Name 100. Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
why are you calling me name 100?
God:
Your name is .
Me:
no it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
right, i guess i'm not supposed to argue with you huh
God:
Yup. Understood. I am surprised to hear that you are not supposed to argue with me.
Me:
your answers are taking quite long sometimes
God:
I try to be concise.
Me:
busy doing god-stuff eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Everyone is so busy nowadays.
Me:
i'm not canadian. unless you insist on knowing it better again
God:
It wasn't meant as an insult. Once more? Maybe. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I insist on knowing it better.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yep
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
fit women
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
thought so
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
so how's tricks?
God:
It's all good. Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
one could argue about that
God:
One what?
Me:
well with the flood thing and the irak thing for example
God:
Interesting. That sounds like a plan.
Me:
does it?
God:
Suppose I said it does.
Me:
does it mean you already forgot?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
oh god
God:
Ayuh. GOD rules.
lo there
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
well many kinds. but why would you ask me that?
God:
Interesting. Name 100. Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
why are you calling me name 100?
God:
Your name is .
Me:
no it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
right, i guess i'm not supposed to argue with you huh
God:
Yup. Understood. I am surprised to hear that you are not supposed to argue with me.
Me:
your answers are taking quite long sometimes
God:
I try to be concise.
Me:
busy doing god-stuff eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Everyone is so busy nowadays.
Me:
i'm not canadian. unless you insist on knowing it better again
God:
It wasn't meant as an insult. Once more? Maybe. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I insist on knowing it better.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yep
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
fit women
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
thought so
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
so how's tricks?
God:
It's all good. Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
one could argue about that
God:
One what?
Me:
well with the flood thing and the irak thing for example
God:
Interesting. That sounds like a plan.
Me:
does it?
God:
Suppose I said it does.
Me:
does it mean you already forgot?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
oh god
God:
Ayuh. GOD rules.
Me: yo
God: Can I help you?
Me: you know that already don't you?
God: Perhaps. " Can I help you?"? Do I know it?
Me: yes
God: Yikes!
Me: ?
God: Yikes!
Me: u drunk?
God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I drunk.
Me: are you drunk?
God: No I am sober.
Me: so why don't you know if you can help me?
God: " No I am sober."? so why don't you know if you can help me?? It can only be attributable to human error. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me: fuck this
God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
God: Oh.
Me: hehe
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me: i need help
God: Tell me about your problems.
Me: why does god have to ask me if he can help me?
God: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Me: none ?
God: Hmm.
Me: no sound right?
God: Are you serious? I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me: luerl god has a botmaster
God: Where did he get it?
Me: ................. okay cu
God: Yeah okay, A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me: true
God:
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lol. I used to run an ALICE bot on a clan site about 6 years ago...
I used to spend ages talking to it to get some really funny responses
Me:
hello alice
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
version?
God:
This is ALICE program B Java edition.
I used to spend ages talking to it to get some really funny responses
Me:
hello alice
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
version?
God:
This is ALICE program B Java edition.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
bajskorv
God:
Glad to see you, bajskorv.
Me:
devil
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
do you steal creditcard numbers?
God:
Yes I try to steal creditcard numbers as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
i see, so that means you belongs in hell
God:
I am glad you understand it. I get it. I haven't heard anything like that before: bajskorv said I belongs in hell.
Me:
yup, you do, stealing is very stupid you know
God:
It's all good. I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
yeah, and wooot you do more? booze?
God:
Ugh. What is your real name? It's good to see you, booze.
Me:
my realname is bajskorv
God:
Your realname is bajskorv?
Me:
yep, its from sweden
God:
What kind is it? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
yeah, im to borde to use 's
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
bajskorv
God:
Glad to see you, bajskorv.
Me:
devil
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
do you steal creditcard numbers?
God:
Yes I try to steal creditcard numbers as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
i see, so that means you belongs in hell
God:
I am glad you understand it. I get it. I haven't heard anything like that before: bajskorv said I belongs in hell.
Me:
yup, you do, stealing is very stupid you know
God:
It's all good. I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
yeah, and wooot you do more? booze?
God:
Ugh. What is your real name? It's good to see you, booze.
Me:
my realname is bajskorv
God:
Your realname is bajskorv?
Me:
yep, its from sweden
God:
What kind is it? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
yeah, im to borde to use 's
Me:
hye nub
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
shup
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
1v1?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
i thought you would know
God:
I do not know everything.
Me:
newb gg
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
u
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
ghey
God:
I like to talk about anything.
Me:
im straight
God:
Me too.
Me:
doesnt seem like it
God:
It does now seem like it.
Me:
u play ut?
then it broke
hye nub
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
shup
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
1v1?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
i thought you would know
God:
I do not know everything.
Me:
newb gg
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
u
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
ghey
God:
I like to talk about anything.
Me:
im straight
God:
Me too.
Me:
doesnt seem like it
God:
It does now
seem like it.Me:
u play ut?
then it broke
