I think i have become a nerd............

[BBStr@nge]

I fucking love bash.org......if u haven't been for a look go. irc classix

like this one

#139622 +(535)- [X]

<Nash> YES…they caught the bastard who made the blaster virus
<Nash> looks like he will be getting 10 yrs max in prison
<DDR4life> serves him right
<DROSS> Someone is soon going to discover how strangely painful the shower hour in prison is
<FiringSquad> He’ll probably catch a different type of virus in prison
<LexiusTheGenuis> poor kids virginity is going to the recycle bin
<Sczoyd> cellmates will probably be giving him some rather large uploads
<Antibig> theyll be installing some new hardware in his rectum
<FiringSquad> looks like his unprotected port is going to be probed
<Sczoyd> I hope he doesnt mind other men using his hard drive
<JSP> a roll like him is going to get rolled a lot
<Sczoyd> his prison mates are going to have a lot of fun with their new laptop
<ShinKurro> someone will find out a new way to spread viruses
<Nash> okay, that wasn’t really called for.

 

[UK_Warrior]

looooooooooooooooooooool

 

[-Starlight-]

<Moot> masturbatin time
<Moot> I'm livin dangerously
<Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet

lol

 

[sKull]

fs bb

 

[Turha.]

bash rulz

 

[Maxiz!]

lol sick dialogue :roflmao:

 

[Humph]

 

[SoLo]

#144171 +(260)- [X]

* Jon|Working has joined #twistedmonkey
* Jon|Working changes topic to 'Nerje, you really need to stop e-mailing me porn with cam pics and other such things. It's a nice surprise, but not so nice when your laptop is hooked up to a projector with people looking at it.'
* Jon|Working has quit IRC (Quit: )

#143530 +(199)- [X]

<Hahn> I'm such a coding novice! My nipples get all hard when something compiles correctly.

#143360 +(210)- [X]

<Ken> If a girl is 5'2" and weighs 110, what would her ring size be
<Nny> Ken: depends on how big her finger is


#142934 +(1603)- [X]

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

 

[Joko]

 

[dog]

Oh man

 

[sKull]

class

 

[UK_Warrior]

that long distance one has got to be made up fs

 

[Humph]

prolly not, lmao

 

[Menace]

lmao @ the long distance thing.

 

[Exorcist]

 

[Anni]

 

[Pxz0rz]

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

OMG OMG OMG!!!

 

[Pxz0rz]

* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
being an asshole -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

 

[Pxz0rz]

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

 

[Lee]

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