How will you die?

[Lex_Mortis]

Find out here!

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

Man.. wtf.

 

[xb7]

While marching in a local parade, you trip and stumble over a pothole. You are immediately crushed under the wheels of a fire engine full of clowns.

 

[Cassius]

You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.

 

[Natsi]

An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.

 

[Mushroomhead]

While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

boring

 

[Sudeki`]

You humiliate a magician at a party by divulging a few of his secrets. He returns the favor by actually sawing you in half.

sounds like fun

 

[m1cr0]

by and explosive fart

 

[IceDragon]

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[IceDragon]

great

 

[IceDragon]

num lock on fs

 

[BRaiNRaiN]

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

nice thought, when im about to travel to a middle east country by plane

 

[xb7]

was nice to know you breen

 

[Bart]

1st dry:
You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive.


2nd try:
Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.

Seems that i commit suicide anyway

 

[Cassius]

1st dry:
You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive.


2nd try:
Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.

Seems that i commit suicide anyway

That's what you get since u're bullying me

 

[TerrorKid]

While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly.

 

[Humph]

A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe.

 

[Ulv]

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

 

[DaTeL]

First name: :/
While attending a horse show, you bend over to tie your shoe. Halfway though the brief process, you receive a deadly kick from a startled Clydesdale.

Family name:
While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.



WoW-character (Countess female, my age):
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.
Looks like my char will die in undercity

 

[Menace]

"You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor."

Sounds realistic enough...

 

[-=TaRgEt=-]

While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.