Hmmmmm....Someone's B-Day today
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i know whos bday it is
Engelbert Humperdinck born on May 2, 1936
Mitzi Kapture born on May 2, 1965
Dwayne Johnson born on May 2, 1972
Jamie Dantzscher born on May 2, 1982
Sarah Hughes born on May 2, 1985
Engelbert Humperdinck born on May 2, 1936
Mitzi Kapture born on May 2, 1965
Dwayne Johnson born on May 2, 1972
Jamie Dantzscher born on May 2, 1982
Sarah Hughes born on May 2, 1985
> >Subject: priest test
> >
> >Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for
> >them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy
> >and beautiful big breasted nude model danced before them.
> >
> >Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were
> >told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would
>not
>
> >be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
> >
> >The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no
> >reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all
> >the priests until she got to the final priest.
> >
> >As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off
> >and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps
>forward
>
> >and bent over to pick up the bell.
> >
> >And then, all the other bells started to ring...
happy b-day digger!
> >
> >Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for
> >them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy
> >and beautiful big breasted nude model danced before them.
> >
> >Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were
> >told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would
>not
>
> >be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
> >
> >The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no
> >reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all
> >the priests until she got to the final priest.
> >
> >As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off
> >and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps
>forward
>
> >and bent over to pick up the bell.
> >
> >And then, all the other bells started to ring...
happy b-day digger!