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Discussion in 'DT :: Public General Forum' started by soytoy, Jul 24, 2002.

  1. soytoy

    soytoy New Member

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    A woman received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a
    fever.
    She left work and stopped by the pharmacy for some medication for her
    daughter. When returning to her car, she discovered that she had locked
    her keys inside. She had to get home to her sick daughter, and didn't know
    what to do.

    She called home to the baby sitter, and was told her daughter was
    getting worse. "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door,"
    suggested the sitter.

    The woman found an old rusty coat hanger on the ground, as if someone
    else had locked their keys in their car. Then she looked at the hanger and
    thought, "I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God for help.

    Soon an old rusty car pulled up, driven by a dirty, greasy, bearded man
    with a biker skull rag on his head. The woman thought, "Great. This is what
    you send to help me, God?"

    The man got out of his car and asked if he could help. She said "Yes,
    my daughter is very sick. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this
    hanger to unlock my car?"

    "Sure," he answered. He walked over to the car and in seconds the car
    was opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "THANK YOU
    SO MUCH..... You are a very nice man."

    The man replied, "Lady, I ain't a nice man. I just got out of prison
    for car theft.

    The woman hugged the man again and cried out loud.....
    "THANK YOU GOD FOR SENDING ME A PROFESSIONAL
     
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