First time!!

[zombie]

First Time!



The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
.
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.
.
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....

 

[zombie]

Baby's first Doctors visit!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting
for
the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived,
examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
asked
if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well,
strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her
nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in
a
detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No
wonder
this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said,
"I'm
his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

 

[-ManuZ-]

muh?

 

[Pea¢eMaker]

Moo

 

[zombie]

 

[HUEY]

A cow with blue eyes??

 

[Tnega]

'mazin'

 

[Tnega]