* Don't drink and drive in Gwent (highest DD detection rate in the
UK).
* If you do get stopped after a party, pretend that it wasn't you
driving - suggest it was really your invisible friend, Big Tony, who will become rambling and aggressive if you are not waved on immediately.
* If your wife is not as drunk as you - get her to drive.
* If you're still drunk at 6.00pm the following evening, tell me so I can come along next year as well.
* Should you be involved in an accident, induce a fake coma.
* Finally, if all else fails, answer every question with "no comment", claim an infringement of your human rights and a pathological fear of small plastic bags and needles. Then file for political asylum in Ireland, where drink driving is mandatory.
Seriously though, take care and be careful out there.
UK).
* If you do get stopped after a party, pretend that it wasn't you
driving - suggest it was really your invisible friend, Big Tony, who will become rambling and aggressive if you are not waved on immediately.
* If your wife is not as drunk as you - get her to drive.
* If you're still drunk at 6.00pm the following evening, tell me so I can come along next year as well.
* Should you be involved in an accident, induce a fake coma.
* Finally, if all else fails, answer every question with "no comment", claim an infringement of your human rights and a pathological fear of small plastic bags and needles. Then file for political asylum in Ireland, where drink driving is mandatory.
Seriously though, take care and be careful out there.
