A Scotsman, an Italian, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are
having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, 'Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come
from, back in Glesga, there's a better one.
At MacDougal's, ye buy a drink, ye buy another drink, and MacDougal
himself will buy yir third drink!'
The others agree that sounds like a good place.
Then the Italian says, 'Yeah, dat's a nice bar, but where I come
from dere's a better one. In Roma, dere's this place, Vincenzo's.
At Vincenzo's, you buy a drink, Vincenzo buys you a drink.You buy
anudda drink, Vincenzo buys you anudda drink.'
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says, 'You tink dat's great? Where Oi come from in
Dublin, dere' dis place called Morphy's. At Morphy's, they boy
you your Forst drink, dey boy you your second drink, dey boy you your
tird drink, and den, dey Take you in de back and get you laid!'
'Wow!' say the other two. 'That's fantastic! ' How often have you
been there?'
' Well I haven't actually been meself ' says the Irish guy,
' but it happened to me sister!'
cue the groans of a bad joke
having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, 'Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come
from, back in Glesga, there's a better one.
At MacDougal's, ye buy a drink, ye buy another drink, and MacDougal
himself will buy yir third drink!'
The others agree that sounds like a good place.
Then the Italian says, 'Yeah, dat's a nice bar, but where I come
from dere's a better one. In Roma, dere's this place, Vincenzo's.
At Vincenzo's, you buy a drink, Vincenzo buys you a drink.You buy
anudda drink, Vincenzo buys you anudda drink.'
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says, 'You tink dat's great? Where Oi come from in
Dublin, dere' dis place called Morphy's. At Morphy's, they boy
you your Forst drink, dey boy you your second drink, dey boy you your
tird drink, and den, dey Take you in de back and get you laid!'
'Wow!' say the other two. 'That's fantastic! ' How often have you
been there?'
' Well I haven't actually been meself ' says the Irish guy,
' but it happened to me sister!'
cue the groans of a bad joke
