Hows about this for starters:-
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the cashier. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a 30,000 pound loan to take a holiday."
Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly
formed.
Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult
with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called
Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to
borrow 30,000 pounds,and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
"I mean, what in the world is this?"
....
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old
man's a Rolling Stone."
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the cashier. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a 30,000 pound loan to take a holiday."
Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly
formed.
Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult
with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called
Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to
borrow 30,000 pounds,and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
"I mean, what in the world is this?"
....
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old
man's a Rolling Stone."
