Caption Competition

[Sullen_Scrota]

My son had toenail surgery yesterday (to remove an ingrowing toenail)

After commenting that they "tagged him" mortuary style, he said "What does it say".

So, what should the tag say ?


The current list...

Original price £4.99 sale price £1.50
Best before 2006 !
Big toe!
May contain nuts
No user serviceable parts inside
Warranty void if seal is broken
Surplus to requirement please remove
Limp here!
Please recycle!
MRSA Hospitality suite!
……and this little piggy went bad.
Man down !

BF2142 and CS related tags most welcome.

 

[Sullen_Scrota]

Wow, six hours in chit chat and not one of you has a smart arse caption

 

[pykenike]

don't understand fuck all of it

 

[Lex_Mortis]

Since I'm bored I googled "toe tag" for the hell of it and found this: Toe Tags (Non-Printed)
Nothing weird or bad yet.

Then I checked "Related Products" and it points to this: Do It Yourself Embalming Kit

Can I get a WTF?

 

[Shinon`]

toe looks dead to me tbh

what about 'Killed in Action'

 

[DaTeL]

Display until: <insert birth date>
Use by: <insert date nail grew in>

?

 

[JACKEL]

Pull my finger

 

[uZi]

"Genuine Metallica Cockring"

 

[Quasi^]

Wow, six hours in chit chat and not one of you has a smart arse caption

Smart arse remarks are best played when least expected.

 

[Humph]

"Rotting corpse."

 

[Quasi^]

How about 'This is a toe tag'.

 

[xb7]

use with caution

 

[deadly]

'My dad smells worse'

 

[yako]

''hai''

 

[Menace]

Pull my finger

I don't know why, but I pissed myself on that one

 

[Useless]

Nil by toe.

 

[seas_]

Bite me!



Made in China.



This is a Hobbit!

 

[Andy]

Re:

She insisted on protection.

 

[Quasi^]

'This side up'

 

[Quasi^]

'Merry Xmas!!!'