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sneez said:
It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress -- sleeveless with straps.
He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.

He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom.

She played along and the gorilla got even more excited making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

"Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.

Then said, "Now, tell him you have a headache."


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lol
 
seems as i made a thread like dont think it would be coz we lost :lol:
i dont give a sht if i wished some1 die, ur scum u have been for a while wankers that make community shit.
 
Humph said:
Oooh, Mr.Hard.
You're fucking pathetic then.

I bet you wear burberry and have your trackies tucked into your socks.
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Wrong, some of them were chavs themselves. Oh and belive me, you would kick the shit out of people if you knew what they say, I have tollerance but if someone starts taking the piss out of my grandparents when I went to the funeral of one of them just a few days before I draw the line, anyone who actually has an ounce of strenghth in them would.
 
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Morpheus said:
seems as i made a thread like dont think it would be coz we lost :lol:
i dont give a sht if i wished some1 die, ur scum u have been for a while wankers that make community shit.
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and u make the community better by wishing people to die :|
 
And yes wishing people dead is very stupid, nobody could ever genuinley wish death on someone unless they did something very extreme like killed their family. You don't even know who you're talking about here, by all means flame the hell out of them but those aint choice words.
 
Morpheus said:
seems as i made a thread like dont think it would be coz we lost :lol:
i dont give a sht if i wished some1 die, ur scum u have been for a while wankers that make community shit.
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I dont know what happened, but if BiB really flamed you as much as you said..I don't think BiB did that without a reason?
 
Dark said:
And yes wishing people dead is very stupid, nobody could ever genuinley wish death on someone unless they did something very extreme like killed their family. You don't even know who you're talking about here, by all means flame the hell out of them but those aint choice words.
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or atleast leave wishes of death in unsigned bad reps - thats always fun too recieve, yes im still moaning about that
 
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Then why should we care about someone getting a divorce morph? You're just as much as an idiot as you think of us .

besisdes that i didnt say shit about anyone's wife so blame the one who said it not whole clan
 
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-CrackKing- said:
What a big load of willy
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yes it is..it concerned me and i have subsequently left the league rather than play in a league that BiB plays in. end of the matter... admin please close this
 
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Dark said:
Wrong, some of them were chavs themselves. Oh and belive me, you would kick the shit out of people if you knew what they say, I have tollerance but if someone starts taking the piss out of my grandparents when I went to the funeral of one of them just a few days before I draw the line, anyone who actually has an ounce of strenghth in them would.
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Beating up chavs because they said something nasty hypocrisy in itself.

I really couldn't give a shit if someone takes the piss out of my dead grandma - I do all the time. Tight fisted bitch left me no money.
 
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