Automated Flame Generator

[Protocol]

http://users.pandora.be/kanon52/img/flame.html
(yes, i am bored)

and here's 1 i made earlier:

Dear AOLer,

You Are Being Flamed Because:
You suck

To repent you must:
Give up your AOL Internet account
and Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
and Actually post something relevant
and Be Pat Buchanan's love slave


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
Blow me
and I think your IQ must be 7
and You should be run over repeatedly by a Tank

sincerely,

protocol

 

[Storm]

Dear Spammer,

You Are Being Flamed Because:
You posted a System Specifications thread

To repent you must:
Actually post something relevant


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
You should be run over repeatedly by a Tank

sincerely,

Storm

 

[Inferno]

there's no dear px

 

[Protocol]

miss that bit off, maybe it works and add it at the top of the post

 

[Inferno]

Dear PX,

You Are Being Flamed Because:
You posted a message
and You posted something totally uninteresting

To repent you must:
Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
and Actually post something relevant
and Apologize to everybody on this forum


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment

sincerely,

Onrefni

 

[Protocol]

 

[ViPah]

 

[Vitz¥^]

 

[Happy_Guy]

 

[Pxz0rz]

Originally posted by Inferno
Dear PX,

You Are Being Flamed Because:
You posted a message
and You posted something totally uninteresting

To repent you must:
Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
and Actually post something relevant
and Apologize to everybody on this forum


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment

sincerely,

Onrefni

 

[Protocol]

he's back to his finger smiley

 

[zombie]

Dear Clueless Newbie,

You Are Being Flamed Because:
You don't know which forum to post in

To repent you must:
Read the f****** FAQ


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
Blow me

sincerely,

ZOMBIE

 

[Pxz0rz]

ey prot, i got this one from inf, was meant for u

Dear Pervert,

You Are Being Flamed Because:
You posted a Demo Release Thread
and You are too Handsome
and You posted a System Specifications thread
and You continued a long, stupid thread
and You started an off-topic thread
and You posted a
and You haven't read the FAQ
and You don't know which forum to post in
and You suck
and You whined about the delay
and You posted false information
and You posted something totally uninteresting
and You doubleposted
and You posted a Release Date Thread
and You posted a message all written in CAPS
and I don't like your tone of voice
and You posted about the L*ak

To repent you must:
Give up your AOL Internet account
and Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
and Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
and Actually post something relevant
and Read the f****** FAQ
and Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
and Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
and Apologize to everybody on this forum
and Go stand in the middle of a motorway
and Put your face in a pot of boiling water
and Allow yourself to be used as Shark Bait
and All of the Above


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
Blow me
and Please unsubscribe now
and Never post again
and I pity your dog
and Go to hell
and I think your IQ must be 7
and Take your s*** somewhere else
and Learn to post or f*** off
and Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
and See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
and I think you should be burned at the stake
and You should be run over repeatedly by a Tank
and All of the above
and N/A

sincerely,

Onrefni

 

[Inferno]

fs i payed u good money not to make that public

 

[ViPah]

lol pld

 

[Pxz0rz]

Originally posted by Inferno
fs i payed u good money not to make that public

I did good thing with tha money man

 

[Inferno]

hired someone to change ur diapers?

 

[Pxz0rz]

no hired someone to fly over to canada and kick u in the nuts, so if u have that kind of problem soon

IT WAS ME!

 

[Inferno]

i'll be sure to thank you if that happens

 

[Pxz0rz]

k np's d00d