anyone work in pest control ?

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Arent there those electronical thingies u can buy...Sending out high frequency sound wave's (Wich we can't hear but the bee's can) wich will scare them away ?








































Or kill the queen :p:
 
And turha, the smoke may seduse them , but if their hive is in danger I think they will still try to attack you ;)
 
yeah it hurts like fuck if you accidently step on a wasp that hides in the grass when you play football somewhere without shoes (public baths for instance) and get stung. not dangerous the swell is gone after 5 min but the pain is terrific for the first couple of seconds. and i guess one is easily stunned when you get a couple of stings at once, if yur body cant rush adrenaline fast enough.
 
go out, get off ur face, come back, have a 3 day old kebab so it makes you ill, then stand above the hive at 3 am when they are all sleeping and either spew on them or (depending on the kebab) do a nice big runny shite on them all and stink them out.

disclaimer: This may make ur attic a bit smelly, but its that or the wasps
 
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Ye stepped on a bee once, lucky me he didnt leave his sting thingy in my feet :P
 
sobo said:
yeah it hurts like fuck if you accidently step on a wasp that hides in the grass when you play football somewhere without shoes (public baths for instance) and get stung. not dangerous the swell is gone after 5 min but the pain is terrific for the first couple of seconds.
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I imagine that would hurt the wasp a little bit too so i guess ur even :lol:
 
not really the stuff that comes loose when they sting me, makes a reaction with me "blood" and then everything swells :/
 
Joko said:
go out, get off ur face, come back, have a 3 day old kebab so it makes you ill, then stand above the hive at 3 am when they are all sleeping and either spew on them or (depending on the kebab) do a nice big runny shite on them all and stink them out.

disclaimer: This may make ur attic a bit smelly, but its that or the wasps
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this one wins the funny award, Aj :P
 
sneez said:
And turha, the smoke may seduse them , but if their hive is in danger I think they will still try to attack you ;)
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heh... not "Seduce" but "sedate"... like That Ramones song, "I wanna be sedated" - means will-not-be-aggressive
:D

but anyway, back to topic: fuck em up with this. , good and proper like AOL.

"Quick Killer, 20 Foot Accurate Sprayer"
 
top link :)

..no stoopid cannabis jokes plz, would be to easy <<<would be easy for me to get that kind of smoke though ;)

Though Joko wins funnyest answer.....though will be rewarding most answers with rep points as all been usefull or made me giggle
 
bet u went DOH! riotz. If the nest has 1 exit i would take a large piece of paper make it dripping wet with glue n stick it over the exit wait a bit n move it when it dried.

For how not to do it watch some winnie the pooh episodes:spin:
 
tell ur neighbours kid 2 rip down the nest and run as long as he can and he will get 10euro 4 the run :devil: :P

erm or do it the normal way.. @night theyr all home in nest sleeping and so..
have a good sized plasticbag and a long sharp knife and just cut it down in2 the bag and tie it and get rid of it.. but u shuld prolly wear sum thick clothes and gloves.. oh and if its a big nest dont touch it :D call 4 sum pr0s:3some:
 
Get environmental health in. They'll deal with it for free. Speak to Twonko, he'll be able to give you more details about what to do 'cos he works for them.
 
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Plonko said:
Get environmental health in. They'll deal with it for free. Speak to Twonko, he'll be able to give you more details about what to do 'cos he works for them.
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called them the first day i spotted it, 'nice' lady i spoke too told me they would charge me 32 quid just to come out and tell me what i already know, told em to stick the 32 quid up thier arse (in nicer words)
 
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