[ADC] needs you!

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Bart

Mister Mediocre
Jan 10, 2002
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Germany
(hopefully more peeps will read our request here than in the clan exchange forum )

ADC headquarter 19:23 gmt. ADC thief and ADC addict having fun:

ADC addict: Bah where's my beer?
ADC thief: Hey don't look at me, that's mine...i promise...REALLY!
ADC addict: great, now i even lost my weed...
ADC thief: :rolleyes:

3 secs later

ADC thief: :smoke:

silence

ADC addict:....hey you are smoking a spliff? Thought you said that you don't have any weed left.
ADC thief: that's mi...
ADC addict: ...ah man f0.

*knock knock*

ADC thief: Shhttt, knocking.
ADC addict: Yeah, i'll knock someone down if i can't find my beer.
ADC thief: no i mean someone knocked AT THE DOOR.
ADC addict: Oh, (louder) WHO'S THERE?
Mister Doh: - Someone who wanna join ADC!
ADC addict: O rly? *hicks*
Mister Doh: - ofc, coz everyone loves ADC !
ADC addict: Blabla, you're in, now stfu and bring me a new beer.
Mister Doh: - Awww i'm in, a dream came true !
ADC addict: yeye, now HURRY! My hands already start to shake.

You wanna have such an exciting life like ADC thief and ADC addict? Or you wanna have as much fun as Mister Doh and become an ADC trainee?
Ha, that's your chance to show everyone how cool you really are!
ADC members are benefited by smartness and penis size (except girls ofc) and they own in real-life. :rolleyes:
Post here or come to the most famous IRC channel in the irc.utassault.net universe: #adc .

What we can offer:
- unbelieveable much fun
- you can be part in the famous ADC history
- high skill level
- vent server
- uhmmm and a forum to spam in

What we expect:
- your skill doesn't matter
- Installed UT and vent
- working mouse, keyboard, Internet and monitor would be wishable
- be active
- Last and least: If you're a good looking single woman, you've to serve & love me.
 
i wish to add some things:

- you must not be smaller than gazzz

- you must not be dutch (unless you've got a really good excuse)

- you must accept the truth that i am always better than you even if all facts may say otherwise
 
:lol:

Thats awesome mates :D

Anyway, we r serious, we need active members urgently and im telling you all now, there is no nicer clan than ADC :D
 
- Installed UT and vent
- working mouse, keyboard, Internet and monitor would be wishable

VERY ORIGINAL BARTY BOY.

tart

Join adc, the anally dominating criters!
 
trail??
every match we find out there are new maps in the league and forget them to be surprised the next time a map turns up. So ur whole ADC experience will be a trail by it self:)
 
Gazzy said:
:lol:

Thats awesome mates :D

Anyway, we r serious, we need active members urgently and im telling you all now, there is no nicer clan than ADC :D

FS Gareth u lamer:rofl: ;)