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9. She keeps asking for your credit card number.

 

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8. That 9 p.m. curfew of hers is going to be a problem.

 

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7. She insists that you dump the trash from your computer's recycle bin every 2 days.

 

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6. Him - Netscape, Her - Explorer. /

 

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5. She sends you a "Dear [email protected]" note."

 

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4. You get an e-mail saying, "Dude, it was a joke. I'm a guy."

 

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3. She's started seeing your other screen name.

 

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2. "What do you mean it isn't workingout? Well, luckily I have your address and phone number so I can keep contacting you to change your mind."

 

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1. Messages used to be signed with . Now they're signed with "F*** OFF, $H!THEAD."

 

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Top Ten Star Wars Fan Euphemisms For Not Having A Girlfriend

10. Camping alone outside the theater.

 

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9. My force is no longer with me.

 

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8. The Death Star is not yet operational.

 

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7. The Empire's striking out.

 

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6. Shaking hands with the wookie.

 

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5. Darth Vader has no place to put his helmet.

 

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4. Oiling the droid.

 

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3. Unable to set coordinates for the planet Babe.

 

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2. Spending the night with Han Solo.

 

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1. Tractor beam not powerful enough.