20 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas...

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Sullen_Scrota

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I was going to post this in the jokes thread, but its a bit too seasonal.

(robbed from elsewhere as usual)

1. I prefer breasts to legs.

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst.

5. I've never seen a better spread.

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once.

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in.

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had.

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
 
UltraViolet said:
I'm buying a mistletoe belt soon...

:D


lol at 20 things and im sorry uv but i know someone that has already beaten you to it and im guessing you will get the same reaction, FUCK OFF :shout:
 
Mistress said:
lol at 20 things and im sorry uv but i know someone that has already beaten you to it and im guessing you will get the same reaction, FUCK OFF :shout:

:love:
 
Why would I wanna phone up you? I'm sure it'll be cheaper to get you on that Ventrillo thing.

:D
 
UltraViolet said:
Why would I wanna phone up you? I'm sure it'll be cheaper to get you on that Ventrillo thing.

:D

i meant as in phone to meet to mistletoe never mind i 4got guys dont think logical!!! ;)

and as for ventrillo u dont bloody speak!!! ;)
 
lol

AoR is like:

"INCOMING HIGH! HIGH, HIGH! HIIIIGGGHHHH!"
"Oh for FUCK SAKE."
"Vittu perkele satana! Vittu vittu voi vittuun!"
"Fucking hetero cunts."
 
Humph said:
lol

AoR is like:

"INCOMING HIGH! HIGH, HIGH! HIIIIGGGHHHH!"
"Oh for FUCK SAKE."
"Vittu perkele satana! Vittu vittu voi vittuun!"
"Fucking hetero cunts."

:rofl: :lol: