101 uses for a walking stick......

[Ajax]

K i just had a top idea for a topic, lets see if we can get 101 differant funny use`s for a walking stick. Rules are you can only surjest one at a time and can only post after someone else has.

Anyhow lets get the ball rollin

1. Stick it between your legs and pretend you a witch flying on a broom stick.

 

[GUN]

2. Smack kiddies in the head with it, when they try to dodge passed us.


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[JaseyJas]

3. Pretend it's a gun and point at passers by shouting BANG!HEADSHOT!!! - hours of fun!

 

[Marty]

 

[MadMax]

4. Use it to support your weak body when you go for a walk

 

[-CrackKing-]

5.) use the rubber bit on the end to draw lewd comments on windows

 

[GUN]

6. Maby leave it in bed with your wife, and then watch sports in peace.
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[Ajax]

7. tie some string and a hook on the end and you got an make shift fishing rod

 

[BBStr@nge]

Carefully apply toilet paper to the end of the "hook" and use it to wipe your old and sagging arse

 

[Hector]

*Pretend* that you need it for support while going for a walk (see Max's suggestion) but really use it to beat youngsters around the head and body as they 'skateboard' passed. Then find out that you do actually need it after all, fall over and book an expensive hip operation.

 

[dog]

hang it by your ears and by hip with the youngster, hardcore piercing!

 

[Martz]

I wish to complain! On the front of this advert it says "101 uses for a walking stick" and yet - there are only 10 replied! I want my money back! You've taken 2 minutes of my life and I want them back too!



Oh, never mind...

 

[GUN]

Youngsters.....
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[Hector]

Originally posted by Martz
I wish to complain! On the front of this advert it says "101 uses for a walking stick" and yet - there are only 10 replied! I want my money back! You've taken 2 minutes of my life and I want them back too!

Don't we all!

You can never go home.....

 

[Hugh(_I_)Jarse]

Complain another 50 times and I'll send you the 10p you'll be owed for the 100 minutes

Originally posted by Martz
I wish to complain! On the front of this advert it says "101 uses for a walking stick" and yet - there are only 10 replied! I want my money back! You've taken 2 minutes of my life and I want them back too!



Oh, never mind...

 

[Towanda]

get one which also is a "flask" (the only thing technology have improved) and fill it with whisky , need i say more?

 

[GUN]

A Flask ?! Is it similar to a bottle ?
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[Towanda]

Its a "plunta" ffs!
I have a hard time learning even such keywords in english, but of course that language didn'nt exist when i was young

 

[Bin]

 

[GUN]

well u got me on that one towie, 2 bad I was just about to reply "plunta" is that the same as plunt
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